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Just had some nuts for lunch.

Hmmm...as far as I can tell, one of three things happened:

 

1. You ate some legumes

2. You performed a deviant sex act

3. Jack and Beerball came over to your house

 

It's a toss up--I really don't know which is correct.

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Hmmm...as far as I can tell, one of three things happened:

 

1. You ate some legumes

2. You performed a deviant sex act

3. Jack and Beerball came over to your house

 

It's a toss up--I really don't know which is correct.

Well, I know it wasn't #3 because I had lunch alone.

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Hmmm...as far as I can tell, one of three things happened:

 

1. You ate some legumes

2. You performed a deviant sex act

3. Jack and Beerball came over to your house

 

It's a toss up--I really don't know which is correct.

 

I can eat nuts when ever I want on this diet. Nuts are good for you.

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Come home girlfriend cleaned my very dirty kitchen I have not cleaned since Thursday when I got sick. She made me chili, banananananana bread, and has a box of Nerds for me.

 

You sir, can keep your nuts.

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Come home girlfriend cleaned my very dirty kitchen I have not cleaned since Thursday when I got sick. She made me chili, banananananana bread, and has a box of Nerds for me.

 

You sir, can keep your nuts.

 

 

She sounds like a champ....

 

Then again she has chosen to associate with you. ..

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Come home girlfriend cleaned my very dirty kitchen I have not cleaned since Thursday when I got sick. She made me chili, banananananana bread, and has a box of Nerds for me.

 

You sir, can keep your nuts.

 

Add some zinc to that box of Nerds and

extra tomatoes ( Vit C ) to any leftover chili.

 

Just had some nuts for lunch.

 

I do nuts (pecans ) in my oatmeal.

 

I can eat nuts when ever I want on this diet. Nuts are good for you.

 

That is right!! Nuts are the good fats to

eat!!! The goal is to have more good

fats than BAD!!!

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Add some zinc to that box of Nerds and

extra tomatoes ( Vit C ) to any leftover chili.

 

 

 

I do nuts (pecans ) in my oatmeal.

 

 

 

That is right!! Nuts are the good fats to

eat!!! The goal is to have more good

fats than BAD!!!

So basically

"nuts are good for you"

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The only cold beer I have in the house, I bought back in July. I'm afraid to open it.

ha ha

 

1 beer

 

Time for a cold beer?

no, not yet. 66 degrees where i live.

 

lets get to 80+, then we're talking.

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The only cold beer I have in the house, I bought back in July. I'm afraid to open it.

 

It should be okay as long as it has

been cold since you brought it home.

 

ha ha

 

1 beer

 

 

no, not yet. 66 degrees where i live.

 

lets get to 80+, then we're talking.

 

Cool temps = room temp red wine!!

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It should be okay as long as it has

been cold since you brought it home.

Agreed, I keep a case in my mini fridge down in my work shed and it usually lasts a year. Some times the days just can't be over soon enough to walk to the house and a cold one right then and there...yeah.

Posted

Snow tonight then sleet then rain.

not here. darkness tonight, then partial lightness some time around sunrise with more light tomorrow if the sun is out...if not, it will still be bright but not as bright. there may also be cows.

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not here. darkness tonight, then partial lightness some time around sunrise with more light tomorrow if the sun is out...if not, it will still be bright but not as bright. there may also be cows.

Unless someone plays Tag with the trains, then it'll be red and blue flashing lights.

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