Just Jack Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 And avoid starting any sentence with "my friends on the Internet......". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 ... and carry a condom. Your looking for him to have a fast start .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I once met a man with no shoes so i stepped on his toes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Your looking for him to have a fast start .... Not the speed or the start im worried about - the direction is what matters! Fast I can handle... Wait, who said you all were my friends? My friends are better looking, smart and actually win things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Are we there yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Are we there yet? Depends on where youre going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 It's amazing what you can find on the Internet in 30 seconds, just working off a name and picture. For instance, my "hot for coaches wife" thread.... http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/138906-hot-for-high-school-football-coaches-wife/ I found her office phone number, email, and also that she's the advisor for that high schools Honor Society and Student Council. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 I think Just Jack and the lady at the apartment should double date with jboyst62 and his lady friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Since BuffaloBill says my favorite day is Tuesday, I will report it was a good day. May everyone have a safe Hump Day!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Wait, who said you all were my friends? My friends are better looking, smart and actually win things. Compared to the cast of characters that hang out here how could this statement ever be false? However, as is always the case there are exceptions .... I'm not sure who qualifies but there must be at least one ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Well, how did the date go? Did you hit a home run or did you strike out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Well, how did the date go? Did you hit a home run or did you strike out? Based on his thread last night, she probably said she owns a truck when it's really a fiat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Compared to the cast of characters that hang out here how could this statement ever be false? However, as is always the case there are exceptions .... I'm not sure who qualifies but there must be at least one ... "I can handle things, I'm smaht. Not like everybody says. Not dumb, I'm smaht, and I want respect!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 The date will be next time when I get some free time. You know, i am busy. Like I told her, it'll be rough she will have to wait a week to see me! Poor girl. If I wasn't at work id attach a picture of me and a cow- last nights date! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 This is post number 11,436 the winning post. This was predicted by the Mayans in the year 152 AD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 This is post number 11,436 the winning post. This was predicted by the Mayans in the year 152 AD. But Harold Camping predicted #11437 would be the winning post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 The date will be next time when I get some free time. You know, i am busy. Like I told her, it'll be rough she will have to wait a week to see me! Poor girl. If I wasn't at work id attach a picture of me and a cow- last nights date! Are you picking her up on the street? Is that when the next milk check comes in? She might have several more dates with other people before you make your move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Happy Thanksgiving to all of you who regularly post in this thread. You should now recognize that you are now all losers as this is the winning post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Happy Thanksgiving to all of you who regularly post in this thread. You should now recognize that you are now all losers as this is the winning post. Just for that remark, I'm tempted to close this thread for the holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Just for that remark, I'm tempted to close this thread for the holiday. Go smell the bird cooking and have a very nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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