damj Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 How exactly do you type while in a straight jacket??? I have a long tongue and water-proof keyboard.
Steely Dan Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 I have a long tongue and water-proof keyboard. Popular with the ladies I'm guessing. I'm also guessing that's a lie and that you aren't popular with the ladies. Maybe if you bought a BMW?
damj Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Popular with the ladies I'm guessing. I'm also guessing that's a lie and that you aren't popular with the ladies. Maybe if you bought a BMW? Dude, I'm not even popular with my wife, and I drive a Chevy S-10 pick-up with 130,000 miles.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Dude, I'm not even popular with my wife, and I drive a Chevy S-10 pick-up with 130,000 miles. Find me a husband who is 100% of the time.
damj Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Dude, I'm not even popular with my wife, and I drive a Chevy S-10 pick-up with 130,000 miles. Find me a husband who is 100% of the time. A dead one who left a big life insurance policy.
justnzane Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 A dead one who left a big life insurance policy. Wow, who let the lesbians take over the board?
thebug Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Wow, who let the lesbians take over the board? Pics please?
/dev/null Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 Dude, I'm not even popular with my wife Or here
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Hey, i'm not the one who called you a S.O.B. I've never even met your mother.
Steely Dan Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Hey, i'm not the one who called you a S.O.B. I've never even met your mother. I've met yours in cheap motel rooms many times!!!
thebug Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 I've met yours in cheap motel rooms many times!!! Dude, that was my mom.
/dev/null Posted August 5, 2009 Author Posted August 5, 2009 Dude, that was my mom. Haven't you seen the video? It's all over the intarweb
Steely Dan Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Dude, that was my mom. Does she still do that little thing with her tongue?
The Dean Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 pronounce the word 'victuals' Why is it, the only people who actually use that word are the Beverly Hillbillies?
Booster4324 Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 pronounce the word 'victuals' victuals What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law?
Steely Dan Posted August 5, 2009 Posted August 5, 2009 Why is it, the only people who actually use that word are the Beverly Hillbillies? That's "vittles" pop-culture dingus.
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