mead107 Posted September 22, 2011 Posted September 22, 2011 Anyone notice that Mead finally took the top spot over Steely for most posts in this thread. Amazingly, Steely remains in a comfortable second place with a couple hundred (+) posts ahead of Jack. Just think of the stupid topics others and I could have started if this outlet was not in place. Like, how big is your little finger? Is it as long as your pointer?
BuffaloBill Posted September 22, 2011 Posted September 22, 2011 Like, how big is your little finger? My wife would say about as big as ...... What do I get for 4th place? You get to clean Scott's toilets and mow his yard for a month
CowgirlsFan Posted September 23, 2011 Posted September 23, 2011 My wife would say about as big as ...... You get to clean Scott's toilets and mow his yard for a month Or help Hammer park cars this week?!?
Just Jack Posted September 23, 2011 Posted September 23, 2011 Anyone notice that Mead finally took the top spot over Steely for most posts in this thread. Amazingly, Steely remains in a comfortable second place with a couple hundred (+) posts ahead of Jack. I'll make up for it this weekend. Prepare to be amazed at what little non-interesting things I can come up with
Captain Hindsight Posted September 23, 2011 Posted September 23, 2011 This thread should have ended with the rapture
BuffaloBill Posted September 23, 2011 Posted September 23, 2011 This thread should have ended with the rapture Oh, just get your self some foresight ...
Just Jack Posted September 23, 2011 Posted September 23, 2011 Overheard at the bar...... Girl : "I don't like balls thrown at my face"
/dev/null Posted September 23, 2011 Author Posted September 23, 2011 This thread should have ended with the rapture This thread is the rapture
Beerball Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 Overheard at the bar...... Girl : "I don't like balls thrown at my face" I hate that too. Was she hot?
mead107 Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 I hate that too. Was she hot? No, the AC was on and set low so that her head lights came on.
CowgirlsFan Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 No, the AC was on and set low so that her head lights came on. Was her T shirt wet or dry? No, the AC was on and set low so that her head lights came on. Low beams or high beams?
Just Jack Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 I can smell the ribs from the Outback down the hill from my apt. I hate that too. Was she hot? She was cute enough to think about throwing my balls at her face.
Just Jack Posted September 25, 2011 Posted September 25, 2011 If I'm sitting in a driveway waiting to pull out onto the street, and there's only one car coming, why would that one car stop and wave me out, when I'm going in the opposite direction?
Just Jack Posted September 25, 2011 Posted September 25, 2011 Whenever I see that Tim Horton's commercial, I think they're saying Tim Horton's Coffee and "Bait" Shop.
CowgirlsFan Posted September 25, 2011 Posted September 25, 2011 Kickoff less than 12 hours. If I'm sitting in a driveway waiting to pull out onto the street, and there's only one car coming, why would that one car stop and wave me out, when I'm going in the opposite direction? In Texas, we call that ""driving friendly"".
Just Jack Posted September 25, 2011 Posted September 25, 2011 In Texas, we call that ""driving friendly"". In NY we call that "are you !@#$ing stupid?"
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