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Yup, things are looking good. Thank you!

 

She's got that little bugger cookin' up real good. We decided to be surprised about the sex

seems to me it's a little late for that, but I'll try to help you out...

 

Put post "C" into sleeve "P"

Move vigorously for 30 seconds

Bask

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seems to me it's a little late for that, but I'll try to help you out...

 

Put post "C" into sleeve "P"

Move vigorously for 30 seconds

Bask

Sir, I'm 40 and about to become a Dad. Change "vigorously" to "methodically," "30" to "15" and "bask" to "sleep" and I'm all over that.

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Sir, I'm 40 and about to become a Dad. Change "vigorously" to "methodically," "30" to "15" and "bask" to "sleep" and I'm all over that.

:lol: I was giving you the benefit of the doubt!

 

My youngest was born on my 40th birthday...nothing better to help keep you young!

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Sir, I'm 40 and about to become a Dad. Change "vigorously" to "methodically," "30" to "15" and "bask" to "sleep" and I'm all over that.

Pff, I am 29 and never been a father (as far as I know)

Change "methodically" to "adequately" and "15" to "enough," and "sleep" to "find car keys." :D

 

Compared to when I was 21.

Take out "vigorously and methodically." Change "30" to "60" and change "bask" to "get beer, get out."

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seems to me it's a little late for that, but I'll try to help you out...

 

Put post "C" into sleeve "P"

Move vigorously for 30 seconds

Bask

 

Is that how it happens?

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I just decided: I am going to murder Charlie Sheen. This is my new project. I'm going to watch and wait and learn. And then I'm going to hunt him down and bring his consciousness to an abrupt and permanent end. I will make it look like an accident.

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I will make it look like an accident.

That shouldn't be too hard. Just make it look like he chocked on vomit, then scatter drugs and booze throughout the room. Maybe add in a passed out hooker in the bathroom for good measure.

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That shouldn't be too hard. Just make it look like he chocked on vomit, then scatter drugs and booze throughout the room. Maybe add in a passed out hooker in the bathroom for good measure.

Yup, I'm sure it will end up being something very close to this. I considered doing the whole naked-in-the-closet-with-the-belt-around-the-neck thing, just for a little added humiliation. We'll see.

 

Either way, you can be sure Mr. Sheen will not see another springtime.

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Another Saturday ... a little house cleaning, run a few errands and knock a couple of honey do's off. Almost time for a beer.

I got through a few more boxes from when I moved, sorting out what to save, shred, donate, and toss.

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Paper work today.

 

Striped and sanded hand railing all weekend.

why would you stripe a hand railing?

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