Beerball Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Yup, things are looking good. Thank you! She's got that little bugger cookin' up real good. We decided to be surprised about the sex seems to me it's a little late for that, but I'll try to help you out... Put post "C" into sleeve "P" Move vigorously for 30 seconds Bask Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 seems to me it's a little late for that, but I'll try to help you out... Put post "C" into sleeve "P" Move vigorously for 30 seconds Bask Sir, I'm 40 and about to become a Dad. Change "vigorously" to "methodically," "30" to "15" and "bask" to "sleep" and I'm all over that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Sir, I'm 40 and about to become a Dad. Change "vigorously" to "methodically," "30" to "15" and "bask" to "sleep" and I'm all over that. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt! My youngest was born on my 40th birthday...nothing better to help keep you young! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Sir, I'm 40 and about to become a Dad. Change "vigorously" to "methodically," "30" to "15" and "bask" to "sleep" and I'm all over that. Pff, I am 29 and never been a father (as far as I know) Change "methodically" to "adequately" and "15" to "enough," and "sleep" to "find car keys." Compared to when I was 21. Take out "vigorously and methodically." Change "30" to "60" and change "bask" to "get beer, get out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Kids will always be your kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 seems to me it's a little late for that, but I'll try to help you out... Put post "C" into sleeve "P" Move vigorously for 30 seconds Bask Is that how it happens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Kids will always be your kids. An excellent point. As they grow up you just exchange one set of worries for another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Driving to Boston this afternoon in this mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 I just decided: I am going to murder Charlie Sheen. This is my new project. I'm going to watch and wait and learn. And then I'm going to hunt him down and bring his consciousness to an abrupt and permanent end. I will make it look like an accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 I will make it look like an accident. That shouldn't be too hard. Just make it look like he chocked on vomit, then scatter drugs and booze throughout the room. Maybe add in a passed out hooker in the bathroom for good measure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 That shouldn't be too hard. Just make it look like he chocked on vomit, then scatter drugs and booze throughout the room. Maybe add in a passed out hooker in the bathroom for good measure. Yup, I'm sure it will end up being something very close to this. I considered doing the whole naked-in-the-closet-with-the-belt-around-the-neck thing, just for a little added humiliation. We'll see. Either way, you can be sure Mr. Sheen will not see another springtime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Driving to Boston this afternoon in this mess. Have a good reuinon with the paint buckett and brushes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Another Saturday ... a little house cleaning, run a few errands and knock a couple of honey do's off. Almost time for a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Another Saturday ... a little house cleaning, run a few errands and knock a couple of honey do's off. Almost time for a beer. I got through a few more boxes from when I moved, sorting out what to save, shred, donate, and toss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Paper work today. Striped and sanded hand railing all weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Paper work today. Striped and sanded hand railing all weekend. why would you stripe a hand railing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 why would you stripe a hand railing? he lives in a barber shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Nap time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 Nap time You snooze, you lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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