Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 DC Tom said: I !@#$ing hate this thread. Really. I hate this thread more than any thread in the history of the universe, and that includes the multitude of threads where Holcomb's Arm butchered math...and science...and football...okay, let's just say he butchered "reality" and leave it at that. But nonetheless, I !@#$ing hate this !@#$ing thread. A lot. I would print out the entire thread, just so I could slap each and every page of it. I would rather read about the merits of Doug Flutie and Rob Johnson again than have this thread last another stinking minute. I will buy T-Bone and NJ Sue a beer if this thread ends right this !@#$ing minute. I will drive my car off a !@#$ing cliff if the moderators would just delete it, and every reference to it. I would rather watch a "March of the Penguins" marathon than be aware of this thread's existence. Who started this thread? Dev/null, was it you? You should be tied to a chair and forced to watch Rosie O'Donnel and Rosanne Barr perform a live duet of The Divinyls' "I Touch Myself". You are now officially on my sh-- list, you !@#$ing !@#$. Wow, how do you really feel?
DC Tom Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 Joe In Macungie said: Wow, how do you really feel? !@#$ you, !@#$er.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 DC Tom said: I !@#$ing hate this thread. Really. I hate this thread more than any thread in the history of the universe, and that includes the multitude of threads where Holcomb's Arm butchered math...and science...and football...okay, let's just say he butchered "reality" and leave it at that. But nonetheless, I !@#$ing hate this !@#$ing thread. A lot. I would print out the entire thread, just so I could slap each and every page of it. I would rather read about the merits of Doug Flutie and Rob Johnson again than have this thread last another stinking minute. I will buy T-Bone and NJ Sue a beer if this thread ends right this !@#$ing minute. I will drive my car off a !@#$ing cliff if the moderators would just delete it, and every reference to it. I would rather watch a "March of the Penguins" marathon than be aware of this thread's existence. Who started this thread? Dev/null, was it you? You should be tied to a chair and forced to watch Rosie O'Donnel and Rosanne Barr perform a live duet of The Divinyls' "I Touch Myself". You are now officially on my sh-- list, you !@#$ing !@#$. LOSMAN SUCKS!
/dev/null Posted August 3, 2009 Author Posted August 3, 2009 DC Tom said: Who started this thread? Dev/null, was it you? You should be tied to a chair and forced to watch Rosie O'Donnel and Rosanne Barr perform a live duet of The Divinyls' "I Touch Myself". You are now officially on my sh-- list, you !@#$ing !@#$.
Steely Dan Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 damj said: I had always thought the song was based on the Ottawa shooting ... I had never heard Geldof's comment before ... interesting. BLZFAN4LIFE said: Thanx for the effort, but tell me something I don't know. And BLZFAN4LIFE said: Actually Steely, you posted that info about a year ago and it wasn't news to me then. So just skip over it bonehead. Did you notice that damj learned something? Maybe it was made for others and not just you? DC Tom said: I !@#$ing hate this thread. Really. I hate this thread more than any thread in the history of the universe, and that includes the multitude of threads where Holcomb's Arm butchered math...and science...and football...okay, let's just say he butchered "reality" and leave it at that. But nonetheless, I !@#$ing hate this !@#$ing thread. A lot. I would print out the entire thread, just so I could slap each and every page of it. I would rather read about the merits of Doug Flutie and Rob Johnson again than have this thread last another stinking minute. I will buy T-Bone and NJ Sue a beer if this thread ends right this !@#$ing minute. I will drive my car off a !@#$ing cliff if the moderators would just delete it, and every reference to it. I would rather watch a "March of the Penguins" marathon than be aware of this thread's existence. Who started this thread? Dev/null, was it you? You should be tied to a chair and forced to watch Rosie O'Donnel and Rosanne Barr perform a live duet of The Divinyls' "I Touch Myself". You are now officially on my sh-- list, you !@#$ing !@#$. And yet you keep coming back for more. Also, I find it hard to believe dev wasn't already on that list.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 Steely Dan said: So just skip over it bonehead. Did you notice that damj learned something? Maybe it was made for others and not just you? And yet you keep coming back for more. Can't we just be friends?
Cugalabanza Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 Tiger Woods farts on this thread. This thread gets punched in the face with its penis glued to its stomach. Lana puts on a skimpy bikini for this thread, but so that no one can see. This thread annoyingly eats corn in a haphazard manner, leaving stray kernels behind. Lana also farts on this thread.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 DC Tom said: !@#$ you, !@#$er. Oh yeah? YEAH!?!?!?!11!/!?! why don't you go lobby Congress on behalf of marmots or something?
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 gringo starr said: Tiger Woods farts on this thread. This thread gets punched in the face with its penis glued to its stomach. Lana puts on a skimpy bikini for this thread, but so that no one can see. This thread annoyingly eats corn in a haphazard manner, leaving stray kernels behind. Lana also farts on this thread. This thread is
Steely Dan Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 BLZFAN4LIFE said: Can't we just be friends? gringo starr said: Tiger Woods farts on this thread. This thread gets punched in the face with its penis glued to its stomach. Lana puts on a skimpy bikini for this thread, but so that no one can see. This thread annoyingly eats corn in a haphazard manner, leaving stray kernels behind. Lana also farts on this thread. DCTom tortures himself in a very abusive way by coming back to the thread just to bang his head and shout at somebody who might care. i.e. nobody.
DC Tom Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 Joe In Macungie said: Oh yeah? YEAH!?!?!?!11!/!?! why don't you go lobby Congress on behalf of marmots or something? Are you shitting me? Have you SEEN what the existing marmot lobby does to the competition? Bad things, man...
Steely Dan Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 BLZFAN4LIFE said: This thread is What is your fascination with the "Shtrite Wipes"
Booster4324 Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 I lost interest in this thread ages ago, but for some reason I seem much more interested now. I am going to win this thing.
/dev/null Posted August 3, 2009 Author Posted August 3, 2009 Booster4324 said: I lost interest in this thread ages ago, but for some reason I seem much more interested now. I am going to win this thing. No you're not
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 Steely Dan said: What is your fascination with the "Shtrite Wipes" Simply some of the best post-British-invasion Rock-n-Roll ever created.
Lori Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 DC Tom said: I !@#$ing hate this thread. Really. I hate this thread more than any thread in the history of the universe, and that includes the multitude of threads where Holcomb's Arm butchered math...and science...and football...okay, let's just say he butchered "reality" and leave it at that. But nonetheless, I !@#$ing hate this !@#$ing thread. A lot. I would print out the entire thread, just so I could slap each and every page of it. I would rather read about the merits of Doug Flutie and Rob Johnson again than have this thread last another stinking minute. I will buy T-Bone and NJ Sue a beer if this thread ends right this !@#$ing minute. I will drive my car off a !@#$ing cliff if the moderators would just delete it, and every reference to it. I would rather watch a "March of the Penguins" marathon than be aware of this thread's existence. Who started this thread? Dev/null, was it you? You should be tied to a chair and forced to watch Rosie O'Donnel and Rosanne Barr perform a live duet of The Divinyls' "I Touch Myself". You are now officially on my sh-- list, you !@#$ing !@#$. Solid.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 Lori said: Solid. You certainly may not claim victory with a one word post.
Lori Posted August 3, 2009 Posted August 3, 2009 BLZFAN4LIFE said: You certainly may not claim victory with a one word post. No?
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