Beerball Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 On the way to NYC - American cancelled my flight then sticks me in a middle seat on the next one. I swear I may axe murder the next person who asks me "isn't it fun to travel?" You could end up sitting between two gorgeous women who want to carry on a lesbian relationship whilst in mid-flight.
Just Jack Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 I'm sitting at a dealership while they try to track down why my brakes sound like they are trying to rip the wheel off. There's a woman and her mother here, both way older than me, who have eaten about 80% of the free doughnuts themselves.
Cugalabanza Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 You could end up sitting between two gorgeous women who want to carry on a lesbian relationship whilst in mid-flight. Yup, so they would of course ask Bill to move over one so they could sit together. Aisle seat...jackpot! Plus, the lesbian now sitting in the middle seat will probably keep leaning over the other way, so he'll have both armrests!
CountDorkula Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 We are going to play a new game. It's called I Win.
mead107 Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 Pulled the back off the refrigerator and found no mouse. I think the little sucker ran out the front. Did find mouse **** under refrigerator. I told the cat to watch the front but, I think the cat went to get a drink and a snack. Just put a mouse trap under the stove so the cat can not get at it. A break your f#$%^% neck one.
Cugalabanza Posted February 8, 2011 Posted February 8, 2011 (edited) Mouse 2 mead & cat 0 Mead's wife: None the wiser (so far! ) Edited February 8, 2011 by gringo starr
BuffaloBill Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 You could end up sitting between two gorgeous women who want to carry on a lesbian relationship whilst in mid-flight. Would give new meaning to joining the "mile high club." Though I guess I would not get my card unless I joined in on the activity. We are going to play a new game. It's called I Win. We elect not to follow the rules .... you lose
Cugalabanza Posted February 9, 2011 Posted February 9, 2011 When a recording says, "Please continue to hold. Your call is very important to us." = dick move
Clippers of Nfl Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 besides just saying stuff like "i win" is this thread used for just saying anything?
CowgirlsFan Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 More friggin sleet & snow today. Arlington, Texas too. Another dose of "skating" to work on Thursday.
Beerball Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 besides just saying stuff like "i win" is this thread used for just saying anything? Did you receive an invite?
Just Jack Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 besides just saying stuff like "i win" is this thread used for just saying anything? No, there are sometimes some really informative posts. Go back and read from the beginning. Mead, I found you a new mousetrap.
BuffaloBill Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 besides just saying stuff like "i win" is this thread used for just saying anything? Yes
CowgirlsFan Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 No, there are sometimes some really informative posts. Go back and read from the beginning. Mead, I found you a new mousetrap. Does this mousetrap come in a floor model? My mouse is playing tackle football with the bait tray during the night. Mouse 2 mead & cat 0 Any new scores from the Mead Fieldhouse today?
Beerball Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 Any new scores from the Mead Fieldhouse today? No word from mead. I think that the mouse has taken him and the cat hostage.
CowgirlsFan Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 No word from mead. I think that the mouse has taken him and the cat hostage. Wonder what the demands will be from this mouse? Do you think we need to help Mrs Mead with getting the ransom demands ready?
boyst Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 When a recording says, "Please continue to hold. Your call is very important to us." = dick move was on the phone this morning with my insurance. They gave me the option to wait 11 to 14 minutes and have them call me back instead. It was wonderful. 16 minutes later my phone rings. Hello, this is NC BCBS, "we are calling back as you requested, can we please speak with Jeff?" I ended up being placed back on hold for another 1 or 2 minutes while the call was connected. Why is that bothering me? 1 or 2 minutes, am I really that full of sht that I think those 1 or 2 minutes mean that much? Bleh.
Just Jack Posted February 10, 2011 Posted February 10, 2011 Wonder what the demands will be from this mouse? Do you think we need to help Mrs Mead with getting the ransom demands ready? The mouse will want some cheese to go with all the wine in the basement.
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