BuffaloBill Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 If you shovel you'll be able to drink wine! He'll pass out and die from hypothermia ... a sad loss for the vintners of the world.
CowgirlsFan Posted January 12, 2011 Posted January 12, 2011 If you shovel you'll be able to drink wine! Not yet Beerball...those 30 days aren't over!! Can't go home tonight, gotta stay on Long Island, right where they're supposed to get 18"+ of snow overnight. A couple weeks ago it took about a week for them to dig out. Better hire an intenarod pack of dogs to get you out of there and home!!! Will see a lot of cars off the road tomorrow when the snow starts falling. Seems like everyone forgets how to drive in the snow. Up there? I thought you guys were pros at driving in the snow!!
BuffaloBill Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 I did have a glass after doing the driveway. So much for 30 days.
dib Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 During Lent I dont drink alcohol for 47 days. Now, not so much.
BuffaloBill Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 This might be the first thread to ever hit 1,000,000 views. Just think of the collective time wasted - a cure for cancer might have been invented had the time been used productively.
BuffaloBill Posted January 13, 2011 Posted January 13, 2011 Can one participate in this thread if he is able to cohererently overcome his mental challenges? What if he is not mentally challenged but still rambles incoherently? This is perplexing.
Just Jack Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 Can one participate in this thread if he is able to cohererently overcome his mental challenges? What if he is not mentally challenged but still rambles incoherently? This is perplexing. You can do anything you want if you put your mind to it. Oh, and I had White Castle for the first time tonight.
boyst Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 This might be the first thread to ever hit 1,000,000 views. Just think of the collective time wasted - a cure for cancer might have been invented had the time been used productively. Why would we cure and get rid cancer? I think we'd end up missing Crayonz?
CowgirlsFan Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 Screw the 30 days. I am down 2 more pounds. No!!! No screwing....16 more days and 2 more pounds will be GONE!!!
/dev/null Posted January 14, 2011 Author Posted January 14, 2011 No!!! No screwing....16 more days and 2 more pounds will be GONE!!! Screwing burns calories which sheds pounds
BuffaloBill Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 What is luck? Per Merriam Webster: 2luckverb Definition of LUCK intransitive verb 1: to prosper or succeed especially through chance or good fortune usually used with out <the hero lucks out and is able to escape> or Definition of LUCK 1a : a force that brings good fortune or adversity b : the events or circumstances that operate for or against an individual 2: favoring chance; also : success <had great luck growing orchids> luck·less \-ləs\ adjective
CountDorkula Posted January 14, 2011 Posted January 14, 2011 Who has it? Burt Reynolds AKA Turd Ferguson
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