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What about the dead fish?

Exactly how many Arkansan women have you slept with?

 

I would not eat them.

Exactly how many Arkansan women have you slept with?

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Exactly how many Arkansan women have you slept with?

 

 

Exactly how many Arkansan women have you slept with?

 

Zero to the best of my knowledge ... but if you are counting that drunken night with the goats and latex body suits ... who knows? :unsure:

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Zero to the best of my knowledge ... but if you are counting that drunken night with the goats and latex body suits ... who knows? :unsure:

Nobody wants to hear about what you had to do to become a mod.

 

Anwyay, welcome to 2nd place, goat !@#$er.

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How many goats died?

In many parts of Europe it was traditional to supply a newly married couple with enough mead for a month, ensuring happiness and fertility. From this practice we get honeymoon or, as the French say, lune de miel [lit. "moon of honey"]. This etymology for the word honeymoon is almost certainly apocryphal. There are no know instances of this practice being observed before modern times.

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I would not eat them.

 

Would dead birds be on the menu?

 

You can send me a bottle of Mead.

 

A bottle of Mead? NOPE!!! No bottles until those 30 days are OVER!!!

 

You want me to send you a bottle of yourself? This is just getting weird now. . .

 

It is weird but remember Mead has been "on the wagon" the last few days!!!

 

I'm in the kitchen with the tombstone blues.

 

I'm sorry. Perhaps a round of "pancakes" could CHEER you up!!

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