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A winner was declared last week

Al Gore sued the Supreme Court for a recount. Dimpled, pregnant and hanging chads will now be counted.

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Because Joe in McGuhhhjkgjkgui was hanging out with Chad, thought he had cute dimples and got him pregnant.

 

With eight babies, and he gave her a welfare application.

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Because Joe in McGuhhhjkgjkgui was hanging out with Chad, thought he had cute dimples and got him pregnant.

P.s. ... in a related story,

 

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!

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Dude, it's obviously a conspiriosity but why the hell do we have to hang Chad?

 

 

With eight babies, and he gave her a welfare application.

Steely Dan, you ignorant slut ... wow! anybody who would start a second thread related to this one deserves to win. You're still not going to, but you certainly deserve to, therefore I may feel the slighest pang of guilt when I win ... or maybe a mild bout of indigestion.

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Steely Dan, you ignorant slut ... wow! anybody who would start a second thread related to this one deserves to win. You're still not going to, but you certainly deserve to, therefore I may feel the slighest pang of guilt when I win lose ... or maybe a mild bout of indigestion.

 

Fixed! :blink:

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:blink: coffee....not...working

Amen ... I'm hoping that the java will kick in by lunch time ... in the meantime, please enjoy this brief musical interlude:

 

The silicon chip inside my head

Gets switched to overload.

And nobody's gonna go to work today,

I wanna make them them stay at home.

And my boss doesn't understand it,

He always said I gotta come to work.

And he can see no reasons

'Cause there are no reasons

What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?

I don't like Mondays.

Tell me why?

I don't like Mondays.

Tell me why?

I don't like Mondays.

I want to shoot

The whole day down.

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Amen ... I'm hoping that the java will kick in by lunch time ... in the meantime, please enjoy this brief musical interlude:

 

The silicon chip inside my head

Gets switched to overload.

And nobody's gonna go to work today,

I wanna make them them stay at home.

And my boss doesn't understand it,

He always said I gotta come to work.

And he can see no reasons

'Cause there are no reasons

What reason do you need to be shown?

Tell me why?

I don't like Mondays.

Tell me why?

I don't like Mondays.

Tell me why?

I don't like Mondays.

I want to shoot

The whole day down.

 

do bee do bee dooooo...

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