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The big Question?

 

How many times a day do you do it?

Do you do it 1, 2, or 3 times a day?

 

Do you only do it 1 or 2 times a week?

Do you do it 1 or 2 times a month?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I brush my teeth 2 or 3 times a day.

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So I'm at the post office getting my mail from the PO Box. Like most post offices, you enter into a lobby area where the boxes are, and there is a door to go through to the counter area. There's several people in the lobby area, I'm not paying attention to any of them. As I'm going to leave, I hear someone tapping on the glass of the door leading to the counter area, look over and see a guy there trying to get the attention of the people in the counter area. Someone who was standing near him says "You've got to push the door". Apparently this genius had been pulling on the door, trying to get in, and when it didn't open, started tapping on the glass, thinking it was locked, totally ignoring the "PUSH" sign by the handle of the door.

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Why do doors on the entry push in? If it was a mad rush to get out people would be pushed against door making it impossible to open.

 

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

 

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

 

How can there be self-help “groups”?

 

Why are they called "apartments" when they're stuck together?

 

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

 

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

 

 

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Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

 

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

 

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

 

How can there be self-help “groups”?

 

Why are they called "apartments" when they're stuck together?

 

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

 

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

 

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