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:o:lol:

 

Newsperson on TV talking about what is coming up at 11pm just said...

 

"Teen girls talking about sex with Dad, good idea or not?"

 

Now I'm hoping he means should Dads give their daughters the birds and bees talk, but it was funny the way it came out.

How did it go?

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Guy has a 'birds and the Bees' talk with his son. Little while later the boy gets stung by a Bee. Runs home thinking he's pregnant.

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Saw this ad pop up while on another web-page, she definitely looks like a good Christian girl......

 

Yep she looks like she spends alot of time saying the "Oh God!" prayer

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Saw this ad pop up while on another web-page, she definitely looks like a good Christian girl......

Since i am closer in age to her then all of you guys

 

I WIN

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Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post.

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Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back at your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now diamonds. Anything is possible when you think before you post.

I think he is writing this because he is jealous that I am winning right now and that I will always be one post ahead.

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I was feeling lazy, so I just decided to play from home today [flushes dollar bill down the toilet).

 

 

 

I win!

NO, NO, NO, you can not win.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znaz6psg_Zw

 

I'm sick and tired of you calling me names

I'm sick and tired of your childish games

I'm sick and tired of your bull **** brats

Cocaine stupor and anxiety attacks

 

Picked up the magazine, I see your face

You're nothin' boy, a goddamn waste

With the lamest fashions on your back

You're never happy, a hypochondriac

 

Don't bust my chops, baby, don't bust my chops

Don't bust my chops, baby, don't bust my chops

Yeah!

 

You're a styling queen and an alley cat

Too many chocolates keep a fat man fat

You're a pain in the ass, and your on the (loose)

All I get from you is your bad attitude

 

Dirty mouth, it's all I can bear

Get outta here B word, 'cause you're nowhere

Always wearin' that cheap perfume

Can always tell when you're in the room

 

Don't bust my chops, baby, don't bust my chops

Don't bust my chops, baby, don't bust my chops

Ah

 

Don't bust my chops, baby, don't bust my chops

Don't bust my chops, baby, don't bust my chops

Alright

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Who's in?

 

Send me $5 for mega millions.

 

I should be. I came within 1 # winnng something on a $2 bet on the lottery at the fieldhouse during the home opener.

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