Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Hey slash...can't you do us all a favor and let dam j win this thing? That's enough out of you.
Steely Dan Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Give me Boardwalk, damn it! *punches in the head* Can I get serious here guys ... I certainly hope to win this ... I have so few things in my life worth living for, so this would really mean so much to me. A few anecdotes from my life should help explain why. It all started when I met this woman. She certainly seemed interested in me. Though she was attractive, she was also, in fact, a Nazi. Another time, at the beach, the water that I had been swimming in was very cold ... and when I dropped the towel there had been significant shrinkage. My parents were looking at me. So there I was ... with the marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole. In closing, these stories have not been embellished ... because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life ... as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man. Thank you. Oh, also... My fiance died from licking toxic envelopes that I picked out. Thanks again. No, STFU!
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Finally someone who appreciates good comedy.
JoeF Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Here Kitty Kitty http://www.cfainc.org/jpgs/cat-antifreeze.jpg
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Here Kitty Kitty http://www.cfainc.org/jpgs/cat-antifreeze.jpg Vick Jr.
Steely Dan Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Here Kitty Kitty http://www.cfainc.org/jpgs/cat-antifreeze.jpg Pissing off Gangsta Kitty aint a good idea foo!
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Pissing off Gangsta Kitty aint a good idea foo! Cats suck, except in General Tso's "Chicken"
JoeF Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Vick Jr. ...only dumber -- there is no pari-mutuel betting involved ;-)
JoeF Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Cats suck, except in General Tso's "Chicken" That's good eatin right there.....little spicy....but hungry two hours later
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Damj: So, BLZFAN4LIFE, how could it take you 33 minutes to cook your rice when it takes the entire rice eating world 15 minutes? BLZFAN4LIFE: I don't know, I'm a slow cook I guess. Damj: I'm sorry I was all the way over here I couldn't hear you did you say you were a slow cook, that's it? BLZFAN4LIFE: Yeah. Damj: Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into rice slower in your kitchen than anywhere else on the face of the earth? BLZFAN4LIFE: I don't know. Damj: Well, I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove. Was this magic rice? Did you buy it from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans? Wait ... I think we covered this movie yesterday ... Damj: BLZFAN4LIFE, did you cook your rice in 15 minutes?!? Steely Dan: You don't have to answer that question! BLZFAN4LIFE: I'll answer the question! [to Damj] BLZFAN4LIFE: You want answers? Damj: I think I'm entitled. BLZFAN4LIFE: You want answers? Damj: I want the truth! BLZFAN4LIFE: You can't handle the truth! You sir, are one funny mutherfocker. Anyone ready for some more White Stripes?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 You sir, are one funny mutherfocker. Anyone ready for some more White Stripes?
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Are you requesting four songs by the White Stripes? I will gladly fill that order.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 Are you requesting four songs by the White Stripes? I will gladly fill that order. holla
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 holla I. keep her in your pocket II. Ding Dong III. What to do? IV. ENJOY! THERE IS MORE TO COME!
/dev/null Posted July 31, 2009 Author Posted July 31, 2009 Hey slash...can't you do us all a favor and let dam j win this thing? I declared a winner 20 pages ago
mead107 Posted July 31, 2009 Posted July 31, 2009 I declared a winner 20 pages ago who got the money ?
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