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I would have given you all of my heart

but there's someone who's torn it apart

and she's taken just all that I had.

But if you want I'll try to love again.

Baby I'll try to love again but I know...

The first cut is the deepest.

 

 

So you found a used condom at the bottom of one? :sick:

:sick::sick::sick::sick:

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Wife and I just got done putting together the gift for the prize table and it is not wine this year.

Well if no wine, I don't know why I would even bother getting raffle tickets.

 

 

Went and did laundry today at the laundromat and was reminded why I try to do it first thing in the morning instead of later in the day.

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Baking some freshly prep'd egglplant parm & listening to my Capt. Beefheart Bluejeans & Moonbeams record. Drinking some wine. Petting my dog. Slappin' my girlfriend's butt. Not thinking about tomorrow. Thinking about next Sunday at 1pm.

 

:)

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Baking some freshly prep'd egglplant parm & listening to my Capt. Beefheart Bluejeans & Moonbeams record. Drinking some wine. Petting my dog. Slappin' my girlfriend's butt. Not thinking about tomorrow. Thinking about next Sunday at 1pm.

 

:)

Is that what the kids call masturbating now?

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Is that what the kids call masturbating now?

I have no freakin' idea what the kids call anything anymore. But they better stay the hell out of my kitchen--I can tell you that much!

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Baking some freshly prep'd egglplant parm & listening to my Capt. Beefheart Bluejeans & Moonbeams record. Drinking some wine. Petting my dog. Slappin' my girlfriend's butt. Not thinking about tomorrow. Thinking about next Sunday at 1pm.

 

:)

 

 

Did your girlfriend slap you back? maybe she just pressed charges ... :unsure:

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