Cugalabanza Posted August 30, 2010 Posted August 30, 2010 Hello from somewhere over Utah - on my way to Seattle. Are you sitting in a chair in the sky?
BuffaloBill Posted August 30, 2010 Posted August 30, 2010 Are you sitting in a chair in the sky? sort of ... the chair is attached to a S80 american airlines plane
CountDorkula Posted August 30, 2010 Posted August 30, 2010 My cat has the worst gas I have ever smelled. EVER!
dib Posted August 30, 2010 Posted August 30, 2010 My cat has the worst gas I have ever smelled. EVER! regular or unleaded?
Booster4324 Posted August 30, 2010 Posted August 30, 2010 My cat does not fart. She is a lady. Please, she so has you fooled.
CountDorkula Posted August 30, 2010 Posted August 30, 2010 My cat does not fart. She is a lady. My dog Kota is a lady and she burps, all of the damn time. My cat Nena is a lady and she farts, and it can clear a room, yea it is that bad.
Steely Dan Posted August 30, 2010 Posted August 30, 2010 Please, she so has you fooled. Ummmm, look at that picture closely and tell me if you think it's a male or female?
Booster4324 Posted August 30, 2010 Posted August 30, 2010 Ummmm, look at that picture closely and tell me if you think it's a male or female? See how cleverly "she" has fooled him? Posting quickly at work is never a good idea.
BuffaloBill Posted August 31, 2010 Posted August 31, 2010 Ummmm, look at that picture closely and tell me if you think it's a male or female? Not to mention it's a dog. But the thought was very funny just needs a bit of work on the delivery.
Just Jack Posted August 31, 2010 Posted August 31, 2010 Went to the doctor today for my yearly checkup. Had them do a lung capacity test since I always have gotten winded easily when exercising. Turns out I've got the lung capacity of an 80 year old.
Steely Dan Posted August 31, 2010 Posted August 31, 2010 Went to the doctor today for my yearly checkup. Had them do a lung capacity test since I always have gotten winded easily when exercising. Turns out I've got the lung capacity of an 80 year old. Hey it could've been an 81 year old. Count your blessings.
Just Jack Posted August 31, 2010 Posted August 31, 2010 (edited) Hey it could've been an 81 year old. Count your blessings. Well, when you consider I've had this issue for 25 years now, that's bad. That and my EKG looks different than the one they did two years ago means a couple appts with specialists. Edited August 31, 2010 by Just Jack
mead107 Posted August 31, 2010 Posted August 31, 2010 Went to the doctor today for my yearly checkup. Had them do a lung capacity test since I always have gotten winded easily when exercising. Turns out I've got the lung capacity of an 80 year old. Man or women lungs?
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 31, 2010 Posted August 31, 2010 youtube.com/watch?v=26T6z_rM6GY&NR=1 :wub: OMG I just fell IN LOVE!!! :wub: I've GOT to find her! The first date is already planned. An all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet for dinner followed by dessert at Baskin Robbins. Then back to my place for the main event. I don't kiss and tell, but I will let you know that it will involve candlelight, Barry White on CD, and a quart of warm baby oil!
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 31, 2010 Posted August 31, 2010 (edited) LPW 8k.1!!! I would like to dedicate Page 401 to me and all of the hard work, grit, determination, blood, sweat, and tears that I have invested in this epic battle. Oh yeah, if anyone knows the hottie exercising in Steeley's post, kindly PM me with her contact info. Thank you in advance. Edited August 31, 2010 by BLZFAN4LIFE
Jim in Anchorage Posted August 31, 2010 Posted August 31, 2010 Went to the doctor today for my yearly checkup. Had them do a lung capacity test since I always have gotten winded easily when exercising. Turns out I've got the lung capacity of an 80 year old. Any reason that they know of?
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