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My cat does not fart. She is a lady.

 

My dog Kota is a lady and she burps, all of the damn time.

 

My cat Nena is a lady and she farts, and it can clear a room, yea it is that bad. :sick:

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Ummmm, look at that picture closely and tell me if you think it's a male or female? :rolleyes:

 

See how cleverly "she" has fooled him?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:oops: Posting quickly at work is never a good idea.

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Ummmm, look at that picture closely and tell me if you think it's a male or female? :rolleyes:

 

 

Not to mention it's a dog. But the thought was very funny just needs a bit of work on the delivery.

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Went to the doctor today for my yearly checkup. Had them do a lung capacity test since I always have gotten winded easily when exercising. Turns out I've got the lung capacity of an 80 year old.

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Went to the doctor today for my yearly checkup. Had them do a lung capacity test since I always have gotten winded easily when exercising. Turns out I've got the lung capacity of an 80 year old.

 

Hey it could've been an 81 year old. Count your blessings.

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Hey it could've been an 81 year old. Count your blessings.

 

Well, when you consider I've had this issue for 25 years now, that's bad. That and my EKG looks different than the one they did two years ago means a couple appts with specialists.

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Went to the doctor today for my yearly checkup. Had them do a lung capacity test since I always have gotten winded easily when exercising. Turns out I've got the lung capacity of an 80 year old.

Man or women lungs?

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youtube.com/watch?v=26T6z_rM6GY&NR=1

 

:wub: :wub: :wub: OMG I just fell IN LOVE!!! :wub: :wub: :wub: I've GOT to find her! The first date is already planned. An all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet for dinner followed by dessert at Baskin Robbins. Then back to my place for the main event. I don't kiss and tell, but I will let you know that it will involve candlelight, Barry White on CD, and a quart of warm baby oil! :thumbsup::wub::blush:

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LPW 8k.1!!! :thumbsup:

 

I would like to dedicate Page 401 to me and all of the hard work, grit, determination, blood, sweat, and tears that I have invested in this epic battle.

 

Oh yeah, if anyone knows the hottie exercising in Steeley's post, kindly PM me with her contact info. Thank you in advance.

Edited by BLZFAN4LIFE
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Went to the doctor today for my yearly checkup. Had them do a lung capacity test since I always have gotten winded easily when exercising. Turns out I've got the lung capacity of an 80 year old.

Any reason that they know of?

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