RayFinkle Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 I pulled it off. I am the greatest of all time! What do I win? It's a one year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.
Chef Jim Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Well all I can say is that I'm probably going to be a loser. And saying that compared to the competition leaves me no alternative:
X. Benedict Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 I win. next poster licks mechanical bull seats.....
Beerball Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 I win. next poster licks mechanical bull seats..... After this?
Steely Dan Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Aren't you the same dude? Suicide isn't the answer to anything. Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see . . . That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate Without that ever-present hate but now I know that it’s too late, and . . .That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. The game of life is hard to play. I’m gonna lose it anyway. The losing card I’ll someday lay so this is all I have to say. That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. The only way to win is cheat and lay it down before I’m beat, and to another give my seat for that’s the only painless feat. That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. The sword of time will pierce our skins it doesn’t hurt when it begins But as it works its way on in the pain grows stronger . . . watch it grin, but . . . That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key 'Is it to be or not to be' and I replied 'oh why ask me?' That suicide is painless it brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. And you can do the same thing if you choose. I pulled it off. I am the greatest of all time! What do I win? Really don't need to know that. TMI
Steely Dan Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Those are Thai trannies. I win. You think they Thaied one on before doing that?
angrygnome Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Those are Thai trannies. I win. The one on top looks like the Saigon whore that bit my nose off. I'm declaring victory.
LynchMob23 Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 You think they Thaied one on before doing that? Yup, David Carradine told them not to thai em too tight...Whoops. Boosh!
Cynical Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Yup, David Carradine told them not to thai em too tight...Whoops. Boosh! Looking for my 5 minutes of "winning glory"
X. Benedict Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Looking for my 5 minutes of "winning glory" You had your hour and change..... It's over now.
/dev/null Posted July 14, 2009 Author Posted July 14, 2009 Link To which I retort: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3lR4t6sCtI
JoeF Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 To which I retort:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3lR4t6sCtI
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