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somebody proposed that I merge this thread with the "Most boring..." thread since the most boring thread reallys seems to recapitulate this stuff....all in favor????

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somebody proposed that I merge this thread with the "Most boring..." thread since the most boring thread reallys seems to recapitulate this stuff....all in favor????

 

that's Preposterous. This thread is below, err above all other threads.

 

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The following are all facts.

 

1) Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

 

2) A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brothers’ first flight.

 

3) Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

 

4) Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

 

More to come.

 

Yes, anybody who kills another is a Jackass!!

 

 

somebody proposed that I merge this thread with the "Most boring..." thread since the most boring thread reallys seems to recapitulate this stuff....all in favor????

 

No I like keeping the other one around to irritate JIA. :lol:

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No I like keeping the other one around to irritate JIA. :lol:

 

 

Perhaps the merge would irritate him even more.

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Why would anyone want to have sex with a shark? Jump a shark?

 

 

A marine biologist named Bruno

Said Fu#%ing is one thing I do know

All women are fine, a porpoise divine

But Sawsharks are numero uno.*

 

 

*With apologies to John Valby

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so you're going to get a last minute plane ticket, fly up to Syracuse, to get a couple of drinks?

 

 

You the man! :P

 

Well, now that you put it that way, :wallbash: just FedEx me a bottle of Jager and we'll call it even! :beer:

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Hey everybody...

 

Come hear Uncle John's Band by the riverside,

got some things to talk about here beside the risin' tide.

Come hear Uncle John's Band playing to the tide, come on

along or go alone, he's come to take his children home.

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81067387/

 

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81069042/ ...and yes i would. the mom, that is.

 

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81068764/ probably the stupidest, yet funniest... he asks the debt collector out.

 

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80491594/ Secrets of Google Earth. Pretty interesting.

 

Just some stuff to pass some time...

 

 

Don't you have cows to kill in the morning?

 

I always thought you farmer types went to bed early.

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Nah, I have three steers hanging now, actually. I pick them up next week.

 

I get up early, but have been working on some fertilizer plans so I have been up late. This time of year it's usually too hot to do much, anyway.

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Nah, I have three steers hanging now, actually. I pick them up next week.

 

I get up early, but have been working on some fertilizer plans so I have been up late. This time of year it's usually too hot to do much, anyway.

 

 

I was just bustin your chops anyway. Good to hear the hard work is over for a bit, anyway. And you are right, it's hotter than hell right now. At least in Fla.

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