Just Jack Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 still unsure, and late for work, i jumped in the shower and, afterward, had just finished ironing a couple of shirts, when the phone rang. jw It was my mistress, saying she had my keys and if I didn't pay for the abortion, she would make sure my wife knew who had my keys and where she took them from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Jackass may be happy, but I'm not. Change your name back to your original handle, please. You besmirch the reputation of the great Becker and Fagen every time you post, now. Bob Dobbs loves you I'm sure. Bravo! Keep those installments coming. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nY0SRsAeaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Jackass may be happy, but I'm not. Change your name back to your original handle, please. You besmirch the reputation of the great Becker and Fagen every time you post, now. + 1,000 + 1,000 times 1,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 It was my mistress, saying she had my keys and if I didn't pay for the abortion, she would make sure my wife knew who had my keys and where she took them from. Nah .... it was his neighbor who was holding the fob for ransom and asking JW to fix his rutted lawn. Seems JW tore it up driving home after a bender last week. JW has made it clear he loves his dear wife. While evil thoughts go through his head in all of the "wouldya" posts he remains a faithful man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Nah .... it was his neighbor who was holding the fob for ransom and asking JW to fix his rutted lawn. Seems JW tore it up driving home after a bender last week. JW has made it clear he loves his dear wife. While evil thoughts go through his head in all of the "wouldya" posts he remains a faithful man. Actually it was Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the keyfob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Actually it was Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the keyfob. It was Rfeynman in the bathroom with a magazine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 still unsure, and late for work, i jumped in the shower and, afterward, had just finished ironing a couple of shirts, when the phone rang. jw it was my wife, who had gotten back to where she was and was sorting through the bags that i had helped her carry to her car. the keys, as it turned out, had fallen into one of them. funny, how life works. that's how i saved $1,000. and i still blame the neighbor. jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 it was my wife, who had gotten back to where she was and was sorting through the bags that i had helped her carry to her car. the keys, as it turned out, had fallen into one of them. So it was all your fault for being a good husband and helping your wife. Hope you learned your lesson from all this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 it was my wife, who had gotten back to where she was and was sorting through the bags that i had helped her carry to her car. the keys, as it turned out, had fallen into one of them. funny, how life works. that's how i saved $1,000. and i still blame the neighbor. jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 It's late / early. I'm tired, goodnight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 it was my wife, who had gotten back to where she was and was sorting through the bags that i had helped her carry to her car. the keys, as it turned out, had fallen into one of them. funny, how life works. that's how i saved $1,000. and i still blame the neighbor. jw Have you shopped that story to sleep aid companies? So it was all your fault for being a good husband and helping your wife. Hope you learned your lesson from all this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyeowWloLTk...feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyeowWloLTk...feature=related That's from Reno 911, not an actual DUI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 That's from Reno 911, not an actual DUI Is it really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Is it really? Yea, as soon as I heard the voice I realized that was "Clemmy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Yea, as soon as I heard the voice I realized that was "Clemmy" The dance thing seemed really weird. I wasn't sure if it was real or not anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 The dance thing seemed really weird. I wasn't sure if it was real or not anyway. In this day and age, anything that seems to good to be true, probably is. Now excuse me while I wire $10,000 to a prince in Africa as a good faith gesture for transfering the $10 Million he wants to smuggle out of the country to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Some people freaked out because I did it and others kept calling me Steely. I originally was trying to change it Peter Gabriel but was too stupid to realize how to do it right. Only now have I realized where all the Steely Dan references were directed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 I really like that Steely Dan, he sings a lot of great songs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think. Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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