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Its down to 28 cents now, a coworker needed to buy a soda for lunch, i lent her 10 cents. Shes says i get interest though. That means I will get 12 cents tomorrow!

You jackass! Don't you know that's how we got into this terrible economic situation? You're sitting there thinking you just got yourself a $.02 profit. You know what you got? A credit problem. A toxic asset! Nice job screwing it up for everybody. :unsure:

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You jackass! Don't you know that's how we got into this terrible economic situation? You're sitting there thinking you just got yourself a $.02 profit. You know what you got? A credit problem. A toxic asset! Nice job screwing it up for everybody. :P

 

:lol::unsure:

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Its down to 28 cents now, a coworker needed to buy a soda for lunch, i lent her 10 cents. Shes says i get interest though. That means I will get 12 cents tomorrow!

 

Wow a 20% return on investment in one day!!!

 

The best thing about that is you have no sense and at least tomorrow you'll have some, too bad you don't know how to use it.

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Don't kid yourself - Mrs BB would really be running the country - a very positive change :unsure: - BB will only be there for looks (bad ones at that).

You know why I hate the internet?

 

Burning the negatives just doesn't work any more.

 

Mrs. BB is one tough cookie, she'd do a much better job than I.

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I'm looking for someone to change my life,

I'm looking for a miracle in my life

And if you could see what it's done to me,

To lose the love I knew

Could safely lead me through.

 

Between the silence of the mountains,

And the crashing of the sea,

There lies a land I once lived in,

And she's waiting there for me,

But in the grey of the morning,

My mind becomes confused,

Between the dead and the sleeping,

And the road that I must choose.

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I'm looking for someone to change my life,

I'm looking for a miracle in my life

And if you could see what it's done to me,

To lose the love I knew

Could safely lead me through.

 

Between the silence of the mountains,

And the crashing of the sea,

There lies a land I once lived in,

And she's waiting there for me,

But in the grey of the morning,

My mind becomes confused,

Between the dead and the sleeping,

And the road that I must choose.

Just send your money in for Beerball and your life will change.

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O.K., on to the next one:

Strangers by The Kinks.

 

Where are you going I don't mind

I've killed my world and I've killed my time

So where do I go what do I see

I see many people coming after me

So where are you going to I don't mind

If I live too long I'm afraid I'll die

So I will follow you wherever you go

If your offered hand is still open to me

Strangers on this road we are on

We are not two we are one

So you've been where I've just come

From the land that brings losers on

So we will share this road we walk

And mind our mouths and beware our talk

'Till peace we find tell you what I'll do

All the things I own I will share with you

If I feel tomorrow like I feel today

We'll take what we want and give the rest away

Strangers on this road we are on

We are not two we are one

Holy man and holy priest

This love of life makes me weak at my knees

And when we get there make your play

'Cause soon I feel you're gonna carry us away

In a promised lie you made us believe

For many men there is so much grief

And my mind is proud but it aches with rage

And if I live too long I'm afraid I'll die

Strangers on this road we are on

We are not two we are one

Strangers on this road we are on

We are not two we are one

 

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life's the same I'm moving in stereo

life's the same except for my shoes

life's the same you're shakin' like tremolo

life's the same it's all inside you

 

it's so easy to blow up your problems

it's so easy to play up your breakdown

it's so easy to fly through a window

it's so easy to fool with the sound

 

it's so tough to get up

it's so tough

it's so tough to live up

it's so tough on you

 

life's the same I'm moving in stereo

life's the same except for my shoes

life's the same you're shakin' like tremolo

life's the same it's all inside you

 

life's the same I'm moving in stereo

life's the same except for my shoes

life's the same you're shakin' like tremolo

life's the same it's all inside you.

 

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Used to be so easy to give my heart away.

But I found out the hard way,

there's a price you have to pay.

I found out that love was no friend of mine.

I should have known time after time.

 

 

So long, it was so long ago,

but I've still got the blues for you.

 

 

Used to be so easy to fall in love again.

But I found out the hard way,

it's a road that leads to pain.

I found that love was more than just a game.

You're playin' to win, but you lose just the same.

 

 

So long, it was so long ago,

but I've still got the blues for you.

 

 

So many years since I've seen your face.

Here in my heart, there's an empty space

where you used to be.

 

 

So long, it was so long ago,

but I've still got the blues for you.

 

 

Though the days come and go,

there is one thing I know.

I've still got the blues for you.

 

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