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My prediction: Scott posts and closes this thread on the one-year anniversary of its original post.

 

 

Dev/Null/ could do the same thing. However, my bet says that neither does.

Posted
Dev/Null/ could do the same thing. However, my bet says that neither does.

There's really no need to

 

A winner was declared like 300 or so pages ago

Posted

Customer calls, problem with their system, wants someone over there today, etc....

 

I get there, and sit and wait for 1/2 hour for them to show me where and what the problem is. Fix it in 20 minutes, then sit another hour waiting for them to sign off my paperwork.

 

At least they're paying for the full 1.75 hours plus my travel there.

Posted

Ever been to

 

I know a town where people are running

Away from life it seems very funny

They think they are smart

don't doubt what they say

Scared of a change

existing only

 

To bring me down

 

Thought less in heart/desperate in honesty

Failed from the start/wasted and suffering

Supply them their drugs/just don't take them away

Scared of a change/existing only

 

To bring me down

 

I don't feel like I should even worry about you

But I take the time and you push me away

I don't care too much no more

I always seem to waste my breath

Go my own way

Go my own way

Posted
Ever been to

When you're alone

And life is making you lonely,

You can always go downtown

When you've got worries,

All the noise and the hurry

Seems to help, I know, downtown

 

Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city

Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty

How can you lose?

 

The lights are much brighter there

You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go

Downtown, things'll be great when you're

Downtown, no finer place for sure,

Downtown, everything's waiting for you

(Downtown)

 

Don't hang around

And let your problems surround you

There are movie shows downtown

Maybe you know

Some little places to go to

Where they never close downtown

 

Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle bossanova

You'll be dancing with 'em too before the night is over

Happy again

 

The lights are much brighter there

You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go

Downtown where all the lights are bright,

Downtown, waiting for you tonight,

Downtown, you're gonna be alright now

(Downtown downtown)

 

Downtown

(Downtown)

 

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you

Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to

Guide them along

 

So, maybe I'll see you there

We can forget all our troubles, forget all our cares and go

Downtown, things'll be great when you're

Downtown, don't wait a minute more,

Downtown, everything's waiting for you

 

Downtown (downtown) downtown (downtown)

Downtown (downtown) downtown (downtown

Posted
When you're alone

And life is making you lonely,

You can always go downtown

When you've got worries,

All the noise and the hurry

Seems to help, I know, downtown

 

Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city

Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty

How can you lose?

 

The lights are much brighter there

You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go

Downtown, things'll be great when you're

Downtown, no finer place for sure,

Downtown, everything's waiting for you

(Downtown)

 

Don't hang around

And let your problems surround you

There are movie shows downtown

Maybe you know

Some little places to go to

Where they never close downtown

 

Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle bossanova

You'll be dancing with 'em too before the night is over

Happy again

 

The lights are much brighter there

You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares and go

Downtown where all the lights are bright,

Downtown, waiting for you tonight,

Downtown, you're gonna be alright now

(Downtown downtown)

 

Downtown

(Downtown)

 

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you

Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to

Guide them along

 

So, maybe I'll see you there

We can forget all our troubles, forget all our cares and go

Downtown, things'll be great when you're

Downtown, don't wait a minute more,

Downtown, everything's waiting for you

 

Downtown (downtown) downtown (downtown)

Downtown (downtown) downtown (downtown

 

wasn't where I was going with that one. I am familiar with your version though. :censored:
Posted
Wait 'til

The sun'll come out

Tomorrow

Bet your bottom dollar

That tomorrow

There'll be sun!

 

Just thinkin' about

Tomorrow

Clears away the cobwebs,

And the sorrow

'Til there's none!

 

When I'm stuck a day

That's gray,

And lonely,

I just stick out my chin

And Grin,

And Say,

Oh!

 

The sun'll come out

Tomorrow

So ya gotta hang on

'Til tomorrow

Come what may

Tomorrow! Tomorrow!

I love ya Tomorrow!

You're always

A day

A way!

Posted
The sun'll come out

Tomorrow

Bet your bottom dollar

That tomorrow

There'll be sun!

 

Just thinkin' about

Tomorrow

Clears away the cobwebs,

And the sorrow

'Til there's none!

 

When I'm stuck a day

That's gray,

And lonely,

I just stick out my chin

And Grin,

And Say,

Oh!

 

The sun'll come out

Tomorrow

So ya gotta hang on

'Til tomorrow

Come what may

Tomorrow! Tomorrow!

I love ya Tomorrow!

You're always

A day

A way!

 

- Too optimistic for me. The glass IS half empty!

Every silver lining has a gray cloud!

Did I mention that

Posted

I was listening to the radio on the way home from work today and I heard a valuable lesson:

 

Never cut a rug down at a place called Jug with a girl named Linda Lu

Posted
I was listening to the radio on the way home from work today and I heard a valuable lesson:

 

Never cut a rug down at a place called Jug with a girl named Linda Lu

 

Gimme 3 steps.

Posted
One of these is true...

 

:thumbsup: VERY well played! :censored:

 

Now let's kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

1. Banish you down to the silver medal podium.

2.

that anyone in the world with a pulse can appreciate.
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