Steely Dan Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 So I'm sound asleep at 1am and the phone rings. I pick it up and AGAIN it's Sandra Bulluck, in tears. We've had this ongoing thing since before she married Jesse James. She begged me to move out to California and live with her but I'm happy here in Rochester and she's happy in California, she works there after all. So she married Jesse and we know how that turned out. So she's calling me at least three times a week and while I deeply love her and know that she deeply loves me I just can't make it work and she's as stubborn as I am. I really wish she'd move here so much good would come from that for both of us, I think.
CountDorkula Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 So I'm sound asleep at 1am and the phone rings. I pick it up and AGAIN it's Sandra Bulluck, in tears. We've had this ongoing thing since before she married Jesse James. She begged me to move out to California and live with her but I'm happy here in Rochester and she's happy in California, she works there after all. So she married Jesse and we know how that turned out. So she's calling me at least three times a week and while I deeply love her and know that she deeply loves me I just can't make it work and she's as stubborn as I am. I really wish she'd move here so much good would come from that for both of us, I think. Sounds like a tough situation, Im sorry to hear. Break it off now, change your number, it will only get worse!
Steely Dan Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 Sounds like a tough situation, Im sorry to hear. Break it off now, change your number, it will only get worse! Thanks man, it's a really tough situation to deal with.
Delete This Account Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 So I'm sound asleep at 1am and the phone rings. I pick it up and AGAIN it's Sandra Bulluck, in tears. We've had this ongoing thing since before she married Jesse James. She begged me to move out to California and live with her but I'm happy here in Rochester and she's happy in California, she works there after all. So she married Jesse and we know how that turned out. So she's calling me at least three times a week and while I deeply love her and know that she deeply loves me I just can't make it work and she's as stubborn as I am. I really wish she'd move here so much good would come from that for both of us, I think. sloppy seconds. heck, maybe thirds. dump her. jw
CountDorkula Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 sloppy seconds. heck, maybe thirds. dump her. jw I tried to tell him that, but in a less abrupt kind of way. I did my part. Win for this guy!
Steely Dan Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 sloppy seconds. heck, maybe thirds. dump her. jw You're not helping. Jackass!!
Delete This Account Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 You're not helping. Jackass!! well, i didn't want you to be BLINDSIDEd. jw
BuffaloBill Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 Time for this to end for me to lose ... NOW! Fixed
Steely Dan Posted June 11, 2010 Posted June 11, 2010 well, i didn't want you to be BLINDSIDEd. jw You are banned from drinking this weekend due to the absolutely horrible joke you just made. :beer:
Steely Dan Posted June 12, 2010 Posted June 12, 2010 Ok, I'm gonna type this slowly cuz I know a lot of you can't read fast. 1. This thread is titled "Last post wins!" 2. The only people capable of providing the last post are; a. A moderator b. Dev since he started the thread. 3. Go back and read one think about it and then read two and think about that. Keep doing it until you realize the vast majority of us can never win this!!!!!! It's RIGGED man, RIGGED!!! 4. Somebody should start a thread that gives all people an equal chance of winning. Like perhaps one letting the second to last post win. 5. Go back and read #4 again. Then read it again and again until it sinks in that a thread called something like "Second to last post wins" has a fair chance for all to win. 6. Here's some advice for gambling. If you are standing between tables in a Casino and one of the dealers tells you his game can only be won by himself or one of the managers and the other game gives you a fair chance to win. Go with the one all of the people could possibly win. You'll thank me for this advice some day.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted June 12, 2010 Posted June 12, 2010 Ok, I'm gonna type this slowly cuz I know a lot of you can't read fast. 1. This thread is titled "Last post wins!" 2. The only people capable of providing the last post are; a. A moderator b. Dev since he started the thread. 3. Go back and read one think about it and then read two and think about that. Keep doing it until you realize the vast majority of us can never win this!!!!!! It's RIGGED man, RIGGED!!! 4. Somebody should start a thread that gives all people an equal chance of winning. Like perhaps one letting the second to last post win. 5. Go back and read #4 again. Then read it again and again until it sinks in that a thread called something like "Second to last post wins" has a fair chance for all to win. 6. Here's some advice for gambling. If you are standing between tables in a Casino and one of the dealers tells you his game can only be won by himself or one of the managers and the other game gives you a fair chance to win. Go with the one all of the people could possibly win. You'll thank me for this advice some day. But last post wins > World Cup soccer!
Cugalabanza Posted June 12, 2010 Posted June 12, 2010 Hello everyone. I'll be your winner here today.
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted June 12, 2010 Posted June 12, 2010 Hello everyone. I'll be your winner here today. ... for 40 minutes!
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