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Perplexing question for the day:

 

Given that I do not know the actual age of posters on the board if I offer a virtual round of beer to all of you am I at risk of virtual arrest for virtually serving alcohol to minors?

it is a virtual lock that you could be virtually arrested

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Her exposed ankle gave rise to such emotion in Tom, that he near swooned.

Sitting down, he grabbed his Waterford goblet, quickly poured himself a double of amontillado, and hastily quaffed it down.

Removing his neckerchief he daubed the beads of perspiration that had suddenly burst forth on his brow, and quietly began contemplating his next move.

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Well?

you asked for it :unsure:

 

"A Woman's Shortcomings"

She has laughed as softly as if she sighed,

She has counted six, and over,

Of a purse well filled, and a heart well tried -

Oh, each a worthy lover!

They "give her time"; for her soul must slip

Where the world has set the grooving;

She will lie to none with her fair red lip:

But love seeks truer loving.

 

She trembles her fan in a sweetness dumb,

As her thoughts were beyond recalling;

With a glance for one, and a glance for some,

From her eyelids rising and falling;

Speaks common words with a blushful air,

Hears bold words, unreproving;

But her silence says - what she never will swear -

And love seeks better loving.

 

Go, lady! lean to the night-guitar,

And drop a smile to the bringer;

Then smile as sweetly, when he is far,

At the voice of an in-door singer.

Bask tenderly beneath tender eyes;

Glance lightly, on their removing;

And join new vows to old perjuries -

But dare not call it loving!

 

Unless you can think, when the song is done,

No other is soft in the rhythm;

Unless you can feel, when left by One,

That all men else go with him;

Unless you can know, when unpraised by his breath,

That your beauty itself wants proving;

Unless you can swear "For life, for death!" -

Oh, fear to call it loving!

 

Unless you can muse in a crowd all day

On the absent face that fixed you;

Unless you can love, as the angels may,

With the breadth of heaven betwixt you;

Unless you can dream that his faith is fast,

Through behoving and unbehoving;

Unless you can die when the dream is past -

Oh, never call it loving!

 

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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She rose to His Requirement-dropt

 

The Playthings of Her Life

 

To take the honorable Work

 

Of Woman, and of Wife-If ought She missed in Her new Day,

 

Of Amplitude, or Awe-

 

Or first Prospective-Or the Gold

 

In using, wear away,It lay unmentioned-as the Sea

 

Develop Pearl, and Weed,

 

But only to Himself-be known

 

The Fathoms they abide - Emily Dickinson

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Hey, wait a minute. What was that post about?

 

About how all the other posters post about things like fellatio, big boobed women on tv, Jesus portrayed with a huge penis, teachers having sex with students, etc etc.

Yet I am still without avatars

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About how all the other posters post about things like fellatio, big boobed women on tv, Jesus portrayed with a huge penis, teachers having sex with students, etc etc.

Yet I am still without avatars

It is an injustice. Time for an avatar change.

 

I've always loved your breasts and I am lost without them. I am a lesser man until the day I see your cleavage again.

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