Just Jack Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 Hey...has anyone here ever watched a show called Lost? I watched it last night and it seemed pretty cool. No, watching Gran Torino on HBO right now. South Park in about 15 minutes.
Delete This Account Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 hey, no one's ever called "shotgun" on last post. though, the phrase is generally recognized when approaching a car for a long or short trip, i've been advised by my crack legal team that it does translate beyond the realm of vehicle. recent evidence has been uncovered that Christopher Columbus used "shotgun" (it's a loose translation) when calling on who gets North America first. (unbeknownst to him, the native indians and Vikings had made similar calls, which is why the court case has yet to be resolved.) and that is but one example. Biblical texts show that Moses called "shotgun" prior to heading up the hill to get those famed tablets. and i could go on ... be that as it may, given the international legal precedence invoked in making such a declaration, i heretofor call "shotgun" on last post. i win. jw
Just Jack Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 hey, no one's ever called "shotgun" on last post. Okay, but we all need a fair chance to call it. But since you brought it up, that wouldn't be fair to the rest of us. So...... Shotgun! Did I Win Yet? ©
Nanker Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 That's not a shotgun. Now, THIS is a shotgun. I won.
Delete This Account Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 shotgun© has been called. i have won. jw
Cugalabanza Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 That's not a shotgun.Now, THIS is a shotgun. I won. Ahhhhhh...no. THIS is a shotgun. Congratulations to Wawrow, who gets to ride in the passenger seat of the lead car in the parade celebrating gringo starr's victory as champion of this thread!
Delete This Account Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 Ahhhhhh...no. THIS is a shotgun. Congratulations to Wawrow, who gets to ride in the passenger seat of the lead car in the parade celebrating gringo starr's victory as champion of this thread! yes, winners generally require a driver when it comes to parades. thanks for offering gs. shotgun© jw
Cugalabanza Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 yes, winners generally require a driver when it comes to parades. thanks for offering gs. shotgun© jw I can't drive. I've shotgunned eleven PBR's already. Happy gringo de mayo, everybody! Anyway, let’s face it: Wawrow has won the thing. His shotgun defense is water-tight. He called it, so you gotta give it to him. Shut the damn thing down.
BillsGuyInMalta Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 Before we award JW victory, I just wanted to say one last thing. Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbreeeeeeessss!!! That is all.
CountDorkula Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 GO SABRES See you thought you would win, but not if i have anything to do with it {evil laugh} Plotting an ingenious plan to finally close this thread.......
Cugalabanza Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 See you thought you would win, but not if i have anything to do with it {evil laugh} Plotting an ingenious plan to finally close this thread....... I'm sorry, the Century Gothic font is not allowed in this thread. You are disqualified.
Beerball Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 I'm sorry, the Century Gothic font is not allowed in this thread. You are disqualified. thank goodness. he's a dork. why all the talk about the write too bare arms?
Cugalabanza Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 thank goodness. he's a dork. why all the talk about the write too bare arms? A woman I work with has bear arms. I would never write to her. She's crazy.
CountDorkula Posted April 15, 2010 Posted April 15, 2010 I'm sorry, the Century Gothic font is not allowed in this thread. You are disqualified. thank goodness. he's a dork. Well thats not very nice...
Just Jack Posted April 16, 2010 Posted April 16, 2010 One of my smoke detectors is giving the "low battery" chirp and I'm to lazy to figure out which one.
Booster4324 Posted April 16, 2010 Posted April 16, 2010 One of my smoke detectors is giving the "low battery" chirp and I'm to lazy to figure out which one. Lay down in bed, smoke a cigarette and try to relax, it will come to you.
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