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Buffalo Bill in a fit of rampage after hearing Tim Tebow's name yet again threw his barbie doll comb at JW striking him .....

 

In the monocle, cracking the lens. With his vision impaired, an enraged JW rose and challenged Buffalo Bill by.....

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In the monocle, cracking the lens. With his vision impaired, an enraged JW rose and challenged Buffalo Bill by.....

 

Declaring a thumb war. It was a long battle that lasted through the night with the tides turning each way counts of 1 and 2 everyone standing in awe watching an epic event.

 

As JW had Buffalo Bill what looked to be a 3 count at 2 and a half a loud bang erupted. All the men ran to the window to see there worst fears. It was Hector the man eating half man half wolf half bear-pig. All the men now huddled together decided to put there differences aside, and do on only one thing....

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Declaring a thumb war. It was a long battle that lasted through the night with the tides turning each way counts of 1 and 2 everyone standing in awe watching an epic event.

 

As JW had Buffalo Bill what looked to be a 3 count at 2 and a half a loud bang erupted. All the men ran to the window to see there worst fears. It was Hector the man eating half man half wolf half bear-pig. All the men now huddled together decided to put there differences aside, and do on only one thing....

 

 

Withouit a word spoken they came to the the realization that someone had to be sacrificed to the beast. There was no doubt in anyones mind that the first to go should have beenthe BMW driving idiot from Florida (forget his name) but seeing as he was not in the tree fort they all knew it had to be .....

 

 

Edit - now I remember - -Skooby

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Withouit a word spoken they came to the the realization that someone had to be sacrificed to the beast. There was no doubt in anyones mind that the first to go should have beenthe BMW driving idiot from Florida (forget his name) but seeing as he was not in the tree fort they all knew it had to be .....

 

 

Edit - now I remember - -Skooby

Ritualistic suicide. They all died a slowly, painful, and humiliating death.

 

And the rest of us lived happily ever after

 

The End

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Ritualistic suicide. They all died a slowly, painful, and humiliating death.

 

And the rest of us lived happily ever after

 

The End :rolleyes:

 

 

You forgot to mention the Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On, playing as they all slowly fade away!

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yelled from behind the bookcase. he hadn't done himself in after all!

 

His first order of business was to hunt down /dev/null and silence him by

 

giving him a beer and a link to a porn site about alien women. Meanwhile, Beerball, his brain oxygen deprived due to his suicide attempt, groaned and rolled over. Seemingly unaffected by over an hour without oxygen, he sat up and screamed,

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yelled from behind the bookcase. he hadn't done himself in after all!

 

His first order of business was to hunt down /dev/null and silence him by

 

 

by tying him naked into a lawn chair and forcing him to read through every post ever put up in this forum by ...

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giving him a beer and a link to a porn site about alien women. Meanwhile, Beerball, his brain oxygen deprived due to his suicide attempt, groaned and rolled over. Seemingly unaffected by over an hour without oxygen, he sat up and screamed,

"Wilma!"

His life had become a Flintstones episode, but he didn't know if he was Fred or ...

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"Wilma!"

His life had become a Flintstones episode, but he didn't know if he was Fred or ...

 

Wilma. As Beerball's mind cleared, Rfeynman came running up, indeed dashing at Beerball as Rfeynman's tongue rolled loosely from his lips. Beerball exclaimed

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Wilma. As Beerball's mind cleared, Rfeynman came running up, indeed dashing at Beerball as Rfeynman's tongue rolled loosely from his lips. Beerball exclaimed

"Holy schnikies guys, Velma says we should jump in the van and smoke some weed."

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