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Friggin' wawrow, that useless pinhead...

who was once again going off on a tangent, screaming about The Replacements and more gibberish about being somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. and he kept on saying something like, "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive." ...

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who was once again going off on a tangent, screaming about The Replacements and more gibberish about being somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. and he kept on saying something like, "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive." ...

 

Wawrow fancied himself a Hunter S. Thompson type writer but it was only in his dreams. Every time he'd write something he'd re-read it and then drink heavily because getting drunk might make him more like Hunter S.. Unfortunately, it only made his writing worse. Which was very hard to do.

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Wawrow fancied himself a Hunter S. Thompson type writer but it was only in his dreams. Every time he'd write something he'd re-read it and then drink heavily because getting drunk might make him more like Hunter S.. Unfortunately, it only made his writing worse. Which was very hard to do.

In the meantime, Rfeynman was pacing around the room in a panic because the band's performance was a mere hour away. He had the trumpet solo in "The Spanish Flea," and suddenly his spit-valve had become ...

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In the meantime, Rfeynman was pacing around the room in a panic because the band's performance was a mere hour away. He had the trumpet solo in "The Spanish Flea," and suddenly his spit-valve had become ...

 

Stuck in the wrong end of his GI tract. His pet kitty went wild and started to ...

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Stuck in the wrong end of his GI tract. His pet kitty went wild and started to ...

 

spray his new 47" LCD TV causing the channel to change to...

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spray his new 47" LCD TV causing the channel to change to...

a Facts of Life marathon on Lifetime. Overcome with glee, Rfeyman pops a big bowl of popcorn and

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a Facts of Life marathon on Lifetime. Overcome with glee, Rfeyman pops a big bowl of popcorn and

his hands lathered in salty butter, declares his life complete.

 

Chapter 3.

 

Beerball awakes from a dull stupor, realizing that his night in jail wasn't a dream and that he is in fact sharing a cell with ...

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his hands lathered in salty butter, declares his life complete.

 

Chapter 3.

 

Beerball awakes from a dull stupor, realizing that his night in jail wasn't a dream and that he is in fact sharing a cell with ...

 

John Wawrow. He quickly scans the room for the blankets and a light fixture capable of supporting his weight. He then begins to tie the sheets into rope...

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John Wawrow. He quickly scans the room for the blankets and a light fixture capable of supporting his weight. He then begins to tie the sheets into rope...

All his life he always wanted to be like David Caradine. Meanwhile Wawrow felt a little tingle in the

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his hands lathered in salty butter, declares his life complete.

 

Chapter 3.

 

Beerball awakes from a dull stupor, realizing that his night in jail wasn't a dream and that he is in fact sharing a cell with ...

 

 

A large man (woman) who is in the midst of gender reassignment. Beerball finds himself fascinated and deep in thought about …

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All his life he always wanted to be like David Caradine. Meanwhile Wawrow felt a little tingle in the

 

shower the other day and he now understood why. He looked longingly at the bars and it reminded him of when his parents would stuff him into the basement drain so they could go out drinking. Beerball turned to him and said...

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shower the other day and he now understood why. He looked longingly at the bars and it reminded him of when his parents would stuff him into the basement drain so they could go out drinking. Beerball turned to him and said...

pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? Wawrow chuckled and shyly replied

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shower the other day and he now understood why. He looked longingly at the bars and it reminded him of when his parents would stuff him into the basement drain so they could go out drinking. Beerball turned to him and said...

 

Nothing. His mind went blank. John sensing the awkwardness in the situation drew back his arm and ....

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Nothing. His mind went blank. John sensing the awkwardness in the situation drew back his arm and ....

pulled on the cell door only to discover it unlocked. In a bid to distract Beerball, wawrow pointed to the opposite wall and yelled ...

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pulled on the cell door only to discover it unlocked. In a bid to distract Beerball, wawrow pointed to the opposite wall and yelled ...

The Plane!!! The Plane!!!

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pulled on the cell door only to discover it unlocked. In a bid to distract Beerball, wawrow pointed to the opposite wall and yelled ...

shiv the mofo!

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pulled on the cell door only to discover it unlocked. In a bid to distract Beerball, wawrow pointed to the opposite wall and yelled ...

 

"Look, I there's Fabio!" With Beerball distracted, John slipped quietly away.

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"Look, I there's Fabio!" With Beerball distracted, John slipped quietly away.

while tucking the shiv in his skivvies...he sang...

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The Plane!!! The Plane!!!

 

 

Beerball snapped out of his trance as his mind immediately went to thoughts of fantasy island. Unklike the show, Beerball's mental version included ....

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