DC Tom Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Republican tea. And Lori was in one corner of the room dealing with ... Friggin' wawrow, that useless pinhead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Friggin' wawrow, that useless pinhead... who was once again going off on a tangent, screaming about The Replacements and more gibberish about being somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. and he kept on saying something like, "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive." ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 who was once again going off on a tangent, screaming about The Replacements and more gibberish about being somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. and he kept on saying something like, "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive." ... Wawrow fancied himself a Hunter S. Thompson type writer but it was only in his dreams. Every time he'd write something he'd re-read it and then drink heavily because getting drunk might make him more like Hunter S.. Unfortunately, it only made his writing worse. Which was very hard to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Wawrow fancied himself a Hunter S. Thompson type writer but it was only in his dreams. Every time he'd write something he'd re-read it and then drink heavily because getting drunk might make him more like Hunter S.. Unfortunately, it only made his writing worse. Which was very hard to do. In the meantime, Rfeynman was pacing around the room in a panic because the band's performance was a mere hour away. He had the trumpet solo in "The Spanish Flea," and suddenly his spit-valve had become ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 In the meantime, Rfeynman was pacing around the room in a panic because the band's performance was a mere hour away. He had the trumpet solo in "The Spanish Flea," and suddenly his spit-valve had become ... Stuck in the wrong end of his GI tract. His pet kitty went wild and started to ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Stuck in the wrong end of his GI tract. His pet kitty went wild and started to ... spray his new 47" LCD TV causing the channel to change to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 spray his new 47" LCD TV causing the channel to change to... a Facts of Life marathon on Lifetime. Overcome with glee, Rfeyman pops a big bowl of popcorn and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 a Facts of Life marathon on Lifetime. Overcome with glee, Rfeyman pops a big bowl of popcorn and his hands lathered in salty butter, declares his life complete. Chapter 3. Beerball awakes from a dull stupor, realizing that his night in jail wasn't a dream and that he is in fact sharing a cell with ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 his hands lathered in salty butter, declares his life complete. Chapter 3. Beerball awakes from a dull stupor, realizing that his night in jail wasn't a dream and that he is in fact sharing a cell with ... John Wawrow. He quickly scans the room for the blankets and a light fixture capable of supporting his weight. He then begins to tie the sheets into rope... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 John Wawrow. He quickly scans the room for the blankets and a light fixture capable of supporting his weight. He then begins to tie the sheets into rope... All his life he always wanted to be like David Caradine. Meanwhile Wawrow felt a little tingle in the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 his hands lathered in salty butter, declares his life complete. Chapter 3. Beerball awakes from a dull stupor, realizing that his night in jail wasn't a dream and that he is in fact sharing a cell with ... A large man (woman) who is in the midst of gender reassignment. Beerball finds himself fascinated and deep in thought about … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 All his life he always wanted to be like David Caradine. Meanwhile Wawrow felt a little tingle in the shower the other day and he now understood why. He looked longingly at the bars and it reminded him of when his parents would stuff him into the basement drain so they could go out drinking. Beerball turned to him and said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 shower the other day and he now understood why. He looked longingly at the bars and it reminded him of when his parents would stuff him into the basement drain so they could go out drinking. Beerball turned to him and said... pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? Wawrow chuckled and shyly replied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 shower the other day and he now understood why. He looked longingly at the bars and it reminded him of when his parents would stuff him into the basement drain so they could go out drinking. Beerball turned to him and said... Nothing. His mind went blank. John sensing the awkwardness in the situation drew back his arm and .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 Nothing. His mind went blank. John sensing the awkwardness in the situation drew back his arm and .... pulled on the cell door only to discover it unlocked. In a bid to distract Beerball, wawrow pointed to the opposite wall and yelled ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 7, 2010 Author Share Posted April 7, 2010 pulled on the cell door only to discover it unlocked. In a bid to distract Beerball, wawrow pointed to the opposite wall and yelled ... The Plane!!! The Plane!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 pulled on the cell door only to discover it unlocked. In a bid to distract Beerball, wawrow pointed to the opposite wall and yelled ... shiv the mofo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 pulled on the cell door only to discover it unlocked. In a bid to distract Beerball, wawrow pointed to the opposite wall and yelled ... "Look, I there's Fabio!" With Beerball distracted, John slipped quietly away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 "Look, I there's Fabio!" With Beerball distracted, John slipped quietly away. while tucking the shiv in his skivvies...he sang... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 The Plane!!! The Plane!!! Beerball snapped out of his trance as his mind immediately went to thoughts of fantasy island. Unklike the show, Beerball's mental version included .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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