Delete This Account Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 Oh, well... excuse me very much. Somebody get this guy a Pulitzer! if that's a new brand of beer, i'll certainly have one or six. it is the night to go to the drinking place. jw
Cugalabanza Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 if that's a new brand of beer, i'll certainly have one or six. it is the night to go to the drinking place. jw Actually, it’s a euphemism for “hand job.” (Pull it, sir) Get it? Aw, nevermind... I gotta get the hell outta here—I’m getting stir crazy. To the drinking place!
Delete This Account Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 Actually, it’s a euphemism for “hand job.” (Pull it, sir) Get it? Aw, nevermind... I gotta get the hell outta here—I’m getting stir crazy. To the drinking place! ok, i'll handle this then. jw
Delete This Account Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 The pull it sir? well played. of course, i was referring to winning this thing in gringo's absence. jw
Beerball Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 well played. of course, i was referring to winning this thing in gringo's absence. jw timtebow(genuflect) can transcribe a 15 minute interview whist telling his editor to go fly a kite and have the whole thing on the wire with no typos (never ever ANY typos) in 3.5 minutes. oh, btw...timtebow(genuflect) is his own editor
/dev/null Posted April 2, 2010 Author Posted April 2, 2010 timtebow(genuflect) can transcribe a 15 minute interview whist telling his editor to go fly a kite and have the whole thing on the wire with no typos (never ever ANY typos) in 3.5 minutes. oh, btw...timtebow(genuflect) is his own editor Physicist's theorize that if Tebow and Chuck Norris were ever to meet in the same room, the entire Universe would implode from all the awesomeness in one location
Beerball Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 Physicist's theorize that if Tebow and Chuck Norris were ever to meet in the same room, the entire Universe would implode from all the awesomeness in one location They spit at CERN.
Booster4324 Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 They spit at CERN. Why do you think CERN kept failing?
/dev/null Posted April 2, 2010 Author Posted April 2, 2010 Why do you think CERN kept failing? CERN deserves it. The intentionally made their track too small to allow Norris to run laps for fear that he would run in the direction opposite the Earth's rotation, which would slow the Earth's rotation and eventually spin it in the other direction. Sending all of us back in time
Booster4324 Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 CERN deserves it. The intentionally made their track too small to allow Norris to run laps for fear that he would run in the direction opposite the Earth's rotation, which would slow the Earth's rotation and eventually spin it in the other direction. Sending all of us back in time Well we know for a fact it was two protons that struck each other the other day, if it was Tim Tebow and Chuck Norris...well we would know what happens when the universe collapses.
/dev/null Posted April 2, 2010 Author Posted April 2, 2010 well we would know what happens when the universe collapses. The Bills win the Super Bowl!
Booster4324 Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 The Bills win the Super Bowl! Nah, we would be up by 18 with 4 seconds.
/dev/null Posted April 2, 2010 Author Posted April 2, 2010 Nah, we would be up by 18 with 4 seconds. Oh yeah, duh what was I thinking I was confusing imploding Universe with parallel Universe. You know, the one where Jim Kelly has a goatee and 4 Super Bowl rings
Booster4324 Posted April 2, 2010 Posted April 2, 2010 Oh yeah, duh what was I thinking I was confusing imploding Universe with parallel Universe. You know, the one where Jim Kelly has a goatee and 4 Super Bowl rings If you believe in infinite parallel universes, that happened. TT finishes with the combined yardage record I would guess.
/dev/null Posted April 3, 2010 Author Posted April 3, 2010 If you believe in infinite parallel universes, that happened. TT finishes with the combined yardage record I would guess. TT finishes not only with the combined yardage record but also the Bills team record for number of people murdered
Steely Dan Posted April 3, 2010 Posted April 3, 2010 CERN deserves it. The intentionally made their track too small to allow Norris to run laps for fear that he would run in the direction opposite the Earth's rotation, which would slow the Earth's rotation and eventually spin it in the other direction. Sending all of us back in time Hey don't knock it. It saved Lois Lane's life!!
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