Delete This Account Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Oh, well... excuse me very much. Somebody get this guy a Pulitzer! if that's a new brand of beer, i'll certainly have one or six. it is the night to go to the drinking place. jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 if that's a new brand of beer, i'll certainly have one or six. it is the night to go to the drinking place. jw Actually, it’s a euphemism for “hand job.” (Pull it, sir) Get it? Aw, nevermind... I gotta get the hell outta here—I’m getting stir crazy. To the drinking place! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Actually, it’s a euphemism for “hand job.” (Pull it, sir) Get it? Aw, nevermind... I gotta get the hell outta here—I’m getting stir crazy. To the drinking place! ok, i'll handle this then. jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WWVaBeach Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 ok, i'll handle this then. jw The pull it sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 The pull it sir? The pullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 The pull it sir? well played. of course, i was referring to winning this thing in gringo's absence. jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 well played. of course, i was referring to winning this thing in gringo's absence. jw timtebow(genuflect) can transcribe a 15 minute interview whist telling his editor to go fly a kite and have the whole thing on the wire with no typos (never ever ANY typos) in 3.5 minutes. oh, btw...timtebow(genuflect) is his own editor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I just ordered a new keg for the NFL draft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 timtebow(genuflect) can transcribe a 15 minute interview whist telling his editor to go fly a kite and have the whole thing on the wire with no typos (never ever ANY typos) in 3.5 minutes. oh, btw...timtebow(genuflect) is his own editor Physicist's theorize that if Tebow and Chuck Norris were ever to meet in the same room, the entire Universe would implode from all the awesomeness in one location Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Physicist's theorize that if Tebow and Chuck Norris were ever to meet in the same room, the entire Universe would implode from all the awesomeness in one location They spit at CERN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 They spit at CERN. Why do you think CERN kept failing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 Why do you think CERN kept failing? CERN deserves it. The intentionally made their track too small to allow Norris to run laps for fear that he would run in the direction opposite the Earth's rotation, which would slow the Earth's rotation and eventually spin it in the other direction. Sending all of us back in time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 CERN deserves it. The intentionally made their track too small to allow Norris to run laps for fear that he would run in the direction opposite the Earth's rotation, which would slow the Earth's rotation and eventually spin it in the other direction. Sending all of us back in time Well we know for a fact it was two protons that struck each other the other day, if it was Tim Tebow and Chuck Norris...well we would know what happens when the universe collapses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 well we would know what happens when the universe collapses. The Bills win the Super Bowl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 The Bills win the Super Bowl! Nah, we would be up by 18 with 4 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 Nah, we would be up by 18 with 4 seconds. Oh yeah, duh what was I thinking I was confusing imploding Universe with parallel Universe. You know, the one where Jim Kelly has a goatee and 4 Super Bowl rings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Oh yeah, duh what was I thinking I was confusing imploding Universe with parallel Universe. You know, the one where Jim Kelly has a goatee and 4 Super Bowl rings If you believe in infinite parallel universes, that happened. TT finishes with the combined yardage record I would guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 3, 2010 Author Share Posted April 3, 2010 If you believe in infinite parallel universes, that happened. TT finishes with the combined yardage record I would guess. TT finishes not only with the combined yardage record but also the Bills team record for number of people murdered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 CERN deserves it. The intentionally made their track too small to allow Norris to run laps for fear that he would run in the direction opposite the Earth's rotation, which would slow the Earth's rotation and eventually spin it in the other direction. Sending all of us back in time Hey don't knock it. It saved Lois Lane's life!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Way out in left field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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