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I thought I might actually have won this thing.....

You did!

 

But then I went back in time and changed the course of history by detonating an atomic bomb at the site of a tremendous magnetic anomaly. As a result, you never became a member of this website. You think you are here right now reading this, but you’re somewhere else and it’s 2007. Somehow, it seems that there is still something special about your destiny and you might eventually be picked to be the new SDS, but you have never posted in this thread.

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You did!

 

But then I went back in time and changed the course of history by detonating an atomic bomb at the site of a tremendous magnetic anomaly. As a result, you never became a member of this website. You think you are here right now reading this, but you’re somewhere else and it’s 2007. Somehow, it seems that there is still something special about your destiny and you might eventually be picked to be the new SDS, but you have never posted in this thread.

 

I knew I felt a little different this morning, this explains everything.

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Forget it, he's rolling.

Otter: Point of parliamentary procedure!

Hoover: Don't screw around, they're serious this time!

Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.

Boon: I thought you were pre-med.

Otter: What's the difference?

[Addressing the room]

Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.

[winks at Dean Wormer]

Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]

 

One of the greatest movies of all time!

 

Did win I yet?

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