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To my dear TSW friends, I have a confidential business proposal for you.

 

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian chambers of commerce and industry, I have the privilege to request for your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand united states dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at the central bank of Nigeria Apex Bank.

 

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incident to the transfer.

 

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

 

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

 

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers -- for confidentiality and easy communication.

 

© your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

 

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

 

Please reply urgently.

 

Best regards

Mr. Nota Finga

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The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

 

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

 

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers -- for confidentiality and easy communication.

 

© your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

Dammit, I don't have letter head.

Posted

Back from SW Florida, it took 2 days to get home, but we're here.

 

I expected to hear that I had won when I got home. Did I win? Did I? ? ? ? ?

Posted
Back from SW Florida, it took 2 days to get home, but we're here.

 

I expected to hear that I had won when I got home. Did I win? Did I? ? ? ? ?

Your prize was getting to go to Florida.

Posted
What's funny, is that they're boarding a flight to Honolulu next to my gate, and I have no desire to go. It's Buffalo or bust.

 

See ya soon.

 

jw

Sonsofabitch, I kinda missed you.

Posted
When I made this thread I really should have posted a warning sign:

Don't feed the Morons

 

It would have immediately died then. :thumbsup:

 

 

Steely, the only scenario in which he wins ;)

 

:thumbsup:

 

 

Sonsofabitch, I kinda missed you.

 

You need to get back to your doctor RIGHT AWAY!!! RUN, SERIOUSLY!! RUN!!!

Posted
SW Florida? What in Hades is in SW Flroida?

Warmer weather. That is all.

 

Did I win this thing yet?

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