damj Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 To my dear TSW friends, I have a confidential business proposal for you. Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian chambers of commerce and industry, I have the privilege to request for your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand united states dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at the central bank of Nigeria Apex Bank. We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incident to the transfer. The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents: (a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers. (b) your private telephone and fax numbers -- for confidentiality and easy communication. © your letter-headed paper stamped and signed. Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish. Please reply urgently. Best regards Mr. Nota Finga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents: (a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers. (b) your private telephone and fax numbers -- for confidentiality and easy communication. © your letter-headed paper stamped and signed. Dammit, I don't have letter head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Back from SW Florida, it took 2 days to get home, but we're here. I expected to hear that I had won when I got home. Did I win? Did I? ? ? ? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Back from SW Florida, it took 2 days to get home, but we're here. I expected to hear that I had won when I got home. Did I win? Did I? ? ? ? ? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 28, 2010 Author Share Posted February 28, 2010 Yes When I made this thread I really should have posted a warning sign: Don't feed the Morons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 When I made this thread I really should have posted a warning sign:Don't feed the Morons There would have been 3 posts that way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 28, 2010 Author Share Posted February 28, 2010 There would have been 3 posts that way... 3? You, me, and who else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 3? You, me, and who else Steely, the only scenario in which he wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Back from SW Florida, it took 2 days to get home, but we're here. I expected to hear that I had won when I got home. Did I win? Did I? ? ? ? ? Your prize was getting to go to Florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 This thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Your prize was getting to go to Florida. and not getting the kicked out of him upon his return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 What's funny, is that they're boarding a flight to Honolulu next to my gate, and I have no desire to go. It's Buffalo or bust. See ya soon. jw Sonsofabitch, I kinda missed you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 When I made this thread I really should have posted a warning sign:Don't feed the Morons It would have immediately died then. Steely, the only scenario in which he wins Sonsofabitch, I kinda missed you. You need to get back to your doctor RIGHT AWAY!!! RUN, SERIOUSLY!! RUN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Jack, you did not win yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Jack, you did not win yet. Nor did you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Jack, you did not win yet. I guess you could say he aint won jack yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 SW Florida? What in Hades is in SW Flroida? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 SW Florida? What in Hades is in SW Flroida? Oh thats just jack.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 Jack, you did not win yet. Thanks, I'll keep trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 SW Florida? What in Hades is in SW Flroida? Warmer weather. That is all. Did I win this thing yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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