/dev/null Posted January 24, 2010 Author Posted January 24, 2010 Good night. And have pleasant tomorrow
Cugalabanza Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 Ohhhhhhh, I got painful rectal itch!! Too much Riboflavin. Rookie mistake.
WellDressed Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 Ohhhhhhh, I got painful rectal itch!! "Is it Friday already??"
/dev/null Posted January 24, 2010 Author Posted January 24, 2010 Ohhhhhhh, I got painful rectal itch!! DC Tom will gladly scratch that itch
Steely Dan Posted January 24, 2010 Posted January 24, 2010 Too much Riboflavin. Rookie mistake. Linky B complex vitamins are necessary for healthy anuses, hair, eyes, and liver. They also help the nervous system function properly. Morning everyone. Didya just get outta work or are you gonna put in some overtime and go back to bed?
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 I seen a girl on a one-way corridor Stealin' down a wrong-way street For all the world like an urban toreador She had wheels on her feet - on her feet Well the cars do the usual dances Same old cruise and the curbside crawl But the rollergirl - she's takin' chances Just love to see her take them on No fears, alone at night - she's sailing through the crowd In her ears the phones are tight and the music's playin' loud Hallelujah - here she comes - Queen Roller Ball Enchante - what can I say? Carry on You know she used to have to wait around She used to be the lonely one But now that she been skatin' around town She's the only one No fears, alone at night - she's sailing through the crowd In her ears the phones are tight and the music's playin' loud She gets rock n roll, from the rock n roll station In a rock n roll dream She's making movies on location She don't know what it means And the music make her wanna be the story And the story was whatever was the song - what it was Rollergirl - don't worry DJ play the movies - all night long She tortures taxi drivers just for fun She like to read their lips Says: "Toro, toro, taxi - see 'ya tomorrow my son - " She just let a big truck graze her hip She got her own world in the city - yeah! Ain't that true - Lord I know - She got her own world in the city The city's bein' so... rude to her Slippin' and a-slidin' Yeah, life's a roller ball Slippin' and a-slidin' Skateaway - that's all Skateaway Shala shalay, hey hey, skateaway She's singin' shala shalay, hey hey Skateaway
BuffaloBill Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 A wet good morning to all. Did you have a wet dream? Yuck.
Steely Dan Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0PGIJa_GkQE/SMs_...ers+sm+file.jpg
Cugalabanza Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 Ok, I did something incredibly stupid this morning. I think I am finally ready to laugh about it... I'm getting ready for work this morning and I see that the shirt I want to wear is a little wrinkled, so I decide to throw it in the dryer for a few minutes. Meanwhile, I throw on a t-shirt and proceed feeding my cat and dog, then I put on a jacket and take my dog out for a poop walk. Etcetera… Cut to me driving, almost all the way to work and I realize that I'm wearing this ratty old t-shirt with holes in it. Turn the car around, I am a jackass. I may not win this thread, but I definitely win the jackass of the day award.
DC Tom Posted January 25, 2010 Posted January 25, 2010 Ok, I did something incredibly stupid this morning. I think I am finally ready to laugh about it... I'm getting ready for work this morning and I see that the shirt I want to wear is a little wrinkled, so I decide to throw it in the dryer for a few minutes. Meanwhile, I throw on a t-shirt and proceed feeding my cat and dog, then I put on a jacket and take my dog out for a poop walk. Etcetera… Cut to me driving, almost all the way to work and I realize that I'm wearing this ratty old t-shirt with holes in it. Turn the car around, I am a jackass. I may not win this thread, but I definitely win the jackass of the day award. This morning I got out of bed when my alarm went off, had breakfast, did the three S's, got dressed, got in the car, started going to work, and then said to myself "Wait a minute...I'm still asleep, and this is all a !@#$ing dream!" THEN I woke up, got out of bed... Was an hour and a half late to work, all because my brain incorporated my alarm clock into a dream that I was getting ready for work and slept through it.
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