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After having been away from this thread for a while, I can say with absolute clarity and certainty ...

 

DIE THREAD, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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After having been away from this thread for a while, I can say with absolute clarity and certainty ...

 

DIE THREAD, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never happen. Nope, never.

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Who will be the last person to post this morning?

 

Me?

 

Really, me?

 

I do not know what to say.

 

I am honored and privileged.

 

Thank you, thank you.

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I was once out strolling one very hot summer's day

When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest

in a big field of tall grass

I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face

 

And I fell asleep and dreamed

I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie

And that I was the star of the movie

This really blew my mind, the fact that me,

an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome

should be the star of a Hollywood movie

 

But there I was, I was taken to a place, the hall of the mountain kings

I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world

In front of every kind of girl, there was

black ones, round ones, big ones, crazy ones...

 

Out of the middle came a lady

She whispered in my ear something crazy

She said:

 

Spill the wine and take that pearl, Spill the wine and take that pearl

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Me?

 

Really, me?

 

I do not know what to say.

 

I am honored and privileged.

 

Thank you, thank you.

 

You win!

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Oh, fleeting is the glory.

How swiftly grows the past.

 

Fight on, my men, Sir Andrew said,

A little I’m hurt but not yet slain.

I’ll just lie down and bleed awhile,

And I’ll rise and fight again.

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