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First prize in the Ugly Man of the Universe contest maybe.

 

 

Oh yeah, you're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock. When you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents and then they put tinted windows on your incubator.

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Oh yeah, you're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock. When you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents and then they put tinted windows on your incubator.

Too bad he was born before Roe v Wade. Otherwise the doctors would have recommended a retroactive abortion

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Mats rule.

 

jw

 

i'm out of control.

 

JUST LEAVE JACKASS!!! JUST LEAVE, FOR CHRISTSSAKE!!!

 

 

I'm back ... show of hands who missed me. :lol:

 

BTW Steely ... raising one finger doesn't count :rolleyes:

 

Seriously Damj, I really did miss you, but I'm working on my aim! :D

 

I'm game. :thumbsup:

 

There's a surprise. :lol:

 

I was in prison ... I killt me a man cause he asked me 3 dumb questions. Is there anything else you want to know?

 

:lol:

 

 

meanie :cry:

 

Truth hurts sometimes Deerball, the truth hurts.

 

 

No thanks. I don't want to take your dinner :sick:

 

That's not what I hoid. :sick:

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Now it is time.

 

Now is the winter of our discontent

Made glorious summer by this son of York;

And all the clouds that low'r'd upon our house

In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.

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