DC Tom Posted December 17, 2009 Posted December 17, 2009 Just remember that I get my cut plus extra for making you my bottom b*tch Oh, thank God. After 36 hours of no posts, I was afraid I was going to win this abortion.
Steely Dan Posted December 17, 2009 Posted December 17, 2009 I can pay with wine. Yeah, like you'd ever willingly part with wine. Regifter OT, but Johnny Carson once said that there is only one fruitcake in the world and everybody keeps re-gifting it.
Cugalabanza Posted December 17, 2009 Posted December 17, 2009 Attention everybody! Hello! Can I have your attention please? I have a very important announcement to make: My foot hurts a little. Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled inanity.
Steely Dan Posted December 17, 2009 Posted December 17, 2009 Attention everybody! Hello! Can I have your attention please? I have a very important announcement to make: My foot hurts a little. Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled inanity. Did you burn your foot on your George Forman grill?
Cugalabanza Posted December 17, 2009 Posted December 17, 2009 Did you burn your foot on your George Forman grill? Holy crap! How'd you guess? I've been trying some experimental techniques for a "speed retatta," to hopefully break that elusive 1 hour barrier. No luck. It can't be done.
Delete This Account Posted December 18, 2009 Posted December 18, 2009 Mats rule. jw i'm out of control.
Nanker Posted December 18, 2009 Posted December 18, 2009 Holy crap! How'd you guess? I've been trying some experimental techniques for a "speed retatta," to hopefully break that elusive 1 hour barrier. No luck. It can't be done. Have you tried the new powdered pickle juice packets yet? Just add water and you've got the real thing.
Cugalabanza Posted December 18, 2009 Posted December 18, 2009 Good morning. Don't tell me how to feel.
damj Posted December 18, 2009 Posted December 18, 2009 I'm back ... show of hands who missed me. BTW Steely ... raising one finger doesn't count
/dev/null Posted December 18, 2009 Author Posted December 18, 2009 I'm back 2 questions: 1 - Where'd you go? Not that I really care, but... 2 - Can you go back for another year or two?
/dev/null Posted December 19, 2009 Author Posted December 19, 2009 Did I win yet? Does the Earth revolve around Obama?
mead107 Posted December 19, 2009 Posted December 19, 2009 I'm game. What kind of game you want to play?
damj Posted December 19, 2009 Posted December 19, 2009 2 questions:1 - Where'd you go? Not that I really care, but... 2 - Can you go back for another year or two? I was in prison ... I killt me a man cause he asked me 3 dumb questions. Is there anything else you want to know?
/dev/null Posted December 19, 2009 Author Posted December 19, 2009 I was in prison ... I killt me a man cause he asked me 3 dumb questions. Is there anything else you want to know? you wear a kilt?
Nanker Posted December 19, 2009 Posted December 19, 2009 you wear a kilt? No, clearly he put a kilt on a man. It's the pluperfect tense. I think.
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