DC Tom Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Just remember that I get my cut plus extra for making you my bottom b*tch Oh, thank God. After 36 hours of no posts, I was afraid I was going to win this abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I can pay with wine. Yeah, like you'd ever willingly part with wine. Regifter OT, but Johnny Carson once said that there is only one fruitcake in the world and everybody keeps re-gifting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Attention everybody! Hello! Can I have your attention please? I have a very important announcement to make: My foot hurts a little. Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled inanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Attention everybody! Hello! Can I have your attention please? I have a very important announcement to make: My foot hurts a little. Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled inanity. Did you burn your foot on your George Forman grill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Did you burn your foot on your George Forman grill? Holy crap! How'd you guess? I've been trying some experimental techniques for a "speed retatta," to hopefully break that elusive 1 hour barrier. No luck. It can't be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Mats rule. jw i'm out of control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Holy crap! How'd you guess? I've been trying some experimental techniques for a "speed retatta," to hopefully break that elusive 1 hour barrier. No luck. It can't be done. Have you tried the new powdered pickle juice packets yet? Just add water and you've got the real thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 So, what's everybody doing after work today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Good morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Good morning. Don't tell me how to feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Sup, Flo-Rida? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I'm back ... show of hands who missed me. BTW Steely ... raising one finger doesn't count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 I'm back 2 questions: 1 - Where'd you go? Not that I really care, but... 2 - Can you go back for another year or two? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodBye Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I can pay with wine. I'm game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Did I win yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 19, 2009 Author Share Posted December 19, 2009 Did I win yet? Does the Earth revolve around Obama? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I'm game. What kind of game you want to play? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 2 questions:1 - Where'd you go? Not that I really care, but... 2 - Can you go back for another year or two? I was in prison ... I killt me a man cause he asked me 3 dumb questions. Is there anything else you want to know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 19, 2009 Author Share Posted December 19, 2009 I was in prison ... I killt me a man cause he asked me 3 dumb questions. Is there anything else you want to know? you wear a kilt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 you wear a kilt? No, clearly he put a kilt on a man. It's the pluperfect tense. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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