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Just remember that I get my cut plus extra for making you my bottom b*tch

 

Oh, thank God. After 36 hours of no posts, I was afraid I was going to win this abortion.

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I can pay with wine.

 

Yeah, like you'd ever willingly part with wine. :unsure:

 

 

Regifter

 

OT, but Johnny Carson once said that there is only one fruitcake in the world and everybody keeps re-gifting it. :flirt:

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Attention everybody! Hello! Can I have your attention please? I have a very important announcement to make:

 

My foot hurts a little.

 

 

Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled inanity.

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Attention everybody! Hello! Can I have your attention please? I have a very important announcement to make:

 

My foot hurts a little.

 

 

Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled inanity.

 

Did you burn your foot on your George Forman grill?

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Did you burn your foot on your George Forman grill?

Holy crap! How'd you guess? I've been trying some experimental techniques for a "speed retatta," to hopefully break that elusive 1 hour barrier. No luck. It can't be done.

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Holy crap! How'd you guess? I've been trying some experimental techniques for a "speed retatta," to hopefully break that elusive 1 hour barrier. No luck. It can't be done.

Have you tried the new powdered pickle juice packets yet? Just add water and you've got the real thing.

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2 questions:

1 - Where'd you go? Not that I really care, but...

2 - Can you go back for another year or two?

I was in prison ... I killt me a man cause he asked me 3 dumb questions. Is there anything else you want to know?

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