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:w00t: !niw I

 

Are you Lysdexic?

 

Today I feel like a winner.

 

Too bad you're a wiener. :wallbash:

 

 

It's not how you look, it's how who you feel that matters. :rolleyes:

 

Fixed! <_<

 

 

Look, I specifically passed that thread because I didn't want to see it. I didn't want to read people talking about it either and then you go and post that in this thread. You're a Jackass!!

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The penis mightier than the sword.

 

My rooster doesn't agree. He's mightier than a sword.

 

Reminds me of a joke;

 

A farmer has an old rooster he's worried is getting too old to service the hens. So he goes out and gets a young spry rooster. The old rooster calls over the new rooster.

 

"How fast are you?" He asked.

"Why I could run around this hen house faster than a jackrabbit."

"Really, you don't look fast to me at all."

"Look I'm tellin ya old man I could beat you in minute"

"Ok," said the old rooster, "you're on. 20 laps around the hen house. Go!!"

 

So they both run off around the hen house with the young rooster running faster than the older rooster. So fast that soon he was just behind the old rooster. Seeing this the old rooster puts on a little speed to keep the youngster behind him and starts wildly squawking as he's being chased around the hen house.

 

The farmer looks out his window and sighs. He grabs his gun and walks to the hen house. Taking careful aim he fires and kills the young rooster. He grabs the dead young rooster to prepare for dinner.

 

"Why do I keep getting these damn gay roosters!" he groused.

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Are you Lysdexic?

 

 

 

Too bad you're a wiener. <_<

 

 

 

 

Fixed! :rolleyes:

 

 

 

Look, I specifically passed that thread because I didn't want to see it. I didn't want to read people talking about it either and then you go and post that in this thread. You're a Jackass!!

Thank you. :wallbash:

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I've been 'away' for several days. What happened to Tom? Do we need a paver?

 

Imagine...Tom supplanted by Steely. Who'd a thunk it?

Steely = new Tom? Consider my mind blown. :lol:

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