Nanker Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Burp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Mounds or Almond Joy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 No, this is the end. This is The End, beautiful friend This is The End, my only friend, The End Of our elaborate plans, The End Of everything that stands, The End No safety or surprise, The End I'll never look into your eyes again Can you picture what we'll be? So limitless and free Desperately in need of some stranger's hand In a desperate land Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain And all the children are insane All the children are insane Waiting for the summer rain, yeah There's danger on the edge of town Ride the king's highway, baby Weird scenes inside the gold mine Ride the highway west, baby Ride the snake, ride the snake To the lake, the ancient lake, baby The snake, he's long, seven miles Ride the snake, he's old, and his skin is cold The west is the best The west is the best Get here, and we'll do the rest The blue bus is callin' us The blue bus is callin' us Driver, where you taken' us? The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall He went into the room where his sister lived, and, then he Paid a visit to his brother, and then he He walked on down the hall, and And he came to a door, and he looked inside Father, yes son, I want to kill you Mother, I want to, !@#$ you C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us And meet me at the back of the blue bus Doin' a blue rock On a blue bus Doin' a blue rock C'mon, yeah Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill This is The End Beautiful friend This is The End My only friend, The End It hurts to set you free But you'll never follow me The end of laughter and soft lies The end of nights we tried to die This is The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 This is The End, beautiful friendThis is The End, my only friend, The End Of our elaborate plans, The End Of everything that stands, The End No safety or surprise, The End I'll never look into your eyes again Can you picture what we'll be? So limitless and free Desperately in need of some stranger's hand In a desperate land Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain And all the children are insane All the children are insane Waiting for the summer rain, yeah There's danger on the edge of town Ride the king's highway, baby Weird scenes inside the gold mine Ride the highway west, baby Ride the snake, ride the snake To the lake, the ancient lake, baby The snake, he's long, seven miles Ride the snake, he's old, and his skin is cold The west is the best The west is the best Get here, and we'll do the rest The blue bus is callin' us The blue bus is callin' us Driver, where you taken' us? The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall He went into the room where his sister lived, and, then he Paid a visit to his brother, and then he He walked on down the hall, and And he came to a door, and he looked inside Father, yes son, I want to kill you Mother, I want to, !@#$ you C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us And meet me at the back of the blue bus Doin' a blue rock On a blue bus Doin' a blue rock C'mon, yeah Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill This is The End Beautiful friend This is The End My only friend, The End It hurts to set you free But you'll never follow me The end of laughter and soft lies The end of nights we tried to die This is The End Wow, that's really poetic and all, but if I were you I'd plan a sit down with Dr. Melfi to talk out your issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Wow, that's really poetic and all, but if I were you I'd plan a sit down with Dr. Melfi to talk out your issues. Sometimes I try to do things And it just doesn't work out the way I want it to. It's like, I try hard to do it And I get real frustrated. And I take my time But it just doesn't work out the way I want it to. It's like I concentrate on it real hard, But it just doesn't work out. And everything I do and everything I try, It never turns out! It's like, I need time to figure these things out. There's always someone there going, "Hey damj, you know, We've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately, you Know. You should maybe get away, You'd feel a lot better." And like, maybe you should talk about it, Just leave me alone, I'll figure it out you know. I go, "No, it's okay you know, I'll figure it out. And they go, "Well, you know, if you wanna talk about it, I'm just working on myself." I'll be here ya know, And you'll probably feel a lot better if ya talked about it, So why don'tcha talk about it?!" I go, "No! I don't want to I'm okay! I'll figure it out myself!" But they just keep buggin' me, They just keep buggin' me And it builds up inside! So you're gonna be institutionalized You won't have any say You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes They'll brainwash you until you see their way I'm not crazy - Institution You're the one who's crazy - Institution You're driving me crazy - Institution They stuck me in an institution Said it was the only solution To protect me from the enemy, myself To give me the needed professional help Uh - I was in my room But then again I was thinking about nothing. And I was just like staring at the wall thinking 'bout everything And then my Mom came in, And I didn't even know she was there. She called my name But I didn't hear her. Then she started screaming, "damj, damj!" And I go, "What? What's the matter?" She goes, "What's the matter with you?!" I go, "There's nothin' wrong Mom." She goes, "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!" I go, "No Mom, I'm not on drugs. Why don't ya give me a Pepsi?" I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know. I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking." She goes, "No, you're on drugs!" Normal people don't act in that way!" She goes, "No, you're not thinking, you're on drugs! All I want is a Pepsi." I go, "Mom, just give me a Pepsi please, Just one Pepsi! And she wouldn't give it to me! And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi! Just a Pepsi! They give you a white shirt with long sleeves Tied around your back, you're treated like thieves Drug you up because they're lazy It's too much work to help a crazy I'm not crazy - Institution You're the one who's crazy - Institution You're driving me crazy - Institution They stuck me in an institution To give me the needed professional help Said it was the only solution To protect me from the enemy, myself I was sitting in my room. My Mom and my Dad came in. So they pull up a chair and they sat down. They go, "damj, we need to talk to you." And I go, "Okay, what's the matter?" They go, "Me and your Mom, We've been noticing lately you've been having a lot of problems, And you've been going off for no reason. And we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody, We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself. So we decided that it would be in your best interest If we put you somewhere Where you could get the help that you need." And I go, "Wait! What are ya talking about?! We decided?! My best interest?! How can you say what my best interest is! And what are ya trying ta say, I'm crazy?! How do you know what my best interest is! When I went to your schools! I went to your churches! I went to your institutional learning facilities! So how can ya say I'm crazy?! They say they're gonna fix my brain But by the time they fix my head Alleviate my suffering and my pain Mentally, I'll be dead Chorus (two verses): I'm not crazy - Institution You're the one who's crazy - Institution You're driving me crazy - Institution They stuck me in an institution Said it was the only solution To give me the needed professional help To protect me from the enemy, myself ...Doesn't matter I'll probably get hit by a car anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Sometimes I try to do thingsAnd it just doesn't work out the way I want it to. It's like, I try hard to do it And I get real frustrated. And I take my time But it just doesn't work out the way I want it to. It's like I concentrate on it real hard, But it just doesn't work out. And everything I do and everything I try, It never turns out! It's like, I need time to figure these things out. There's always someone there going, "Hey damj, you know, We've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately, you Know. You should maybe get away, You'd feel a lot better." And like, maybe you should talk about it, Just leave me alone, I'll figure it out you know. I go, "No, it's okay you know, I'll figure it out. And they go, "Well, you know, if you wanna talk about it, I'm just working on myself." I'll be here ya know, And you'll probably feel a lot better if ya talked about it, So why don'tcha talk about it?!" I go, "No! I don't want to I'm okay! I'll figure it out myself!" But they just keep buggin' me, They just keep buggin' me And it builds up inside! So you're gonna be institutionalized You won't have any say You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes They'll brainwash you until you see their way I'm not crazy - Institution You're the one who's crazy - Institution You're driving me crazy - Institution They stuck me in an institution Said it was the only solution To protect me from the enemy, myself To give me the needed professional help Uh - I was in my room But then again I was thinking about nothing. And I was just like staring at the wall thinking 'bout everything And then my Mom came in, And I didn't even know she was there. She called my name But I didn't hear her. Then she started screaming, "damj, damj!" And I go, "What? What's the matter?" She goes, "What's the matter with you?!" I go, "There's nothin' wrong Mom." She goes, "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!" I go, "No Mom, I'm not on drugs. Why don't ya give me a Pepsi?" I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know. I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking." She goes, "No, you're on drugs!" Normal people don't act in that way!" She goes, "No, you're not thinking, you're on drugs! All I want is a Pepsi." I go, "Mom, just give me a Pepsi please, Just one Pepsi! And she wouldn't give it to me! And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi! Just a Pepsi! They give you a white shirt with long sleeves Tied around your back, you're treated like thieves Drug you up because they're lazy It's too much work to help a crazy I'm not crazy - Institution You're the one who's crazy - Institution You're driving me crazy - Institution They stuck me in an institution To give me the needed professional help Said it was the only solution To protect me from the enemy, myself I was sitting in my room. My Mom and my Dad came in. So they pull up a chair and they sat down. They go, "damj, we need to talk to you." And I go, "Okay, what's the matter?" They go, "Me and your Mom, We've been noticing lately you've been having a lot of problems, And you've been going off for no reason. And we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody, We're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself. So we decided that it would be in your best interest If we put you somewhere Where you could get the help that you need." And I go, "Wait! What are ya talking about?! We decided?! My best interest?! How can you say what my best interest is! And what are ya trying ta say, I'm crazy?! How do you know what my best interest is! When I went to your schools! I went to your churches! I went to your institutional learning facilities! So how can ya say I'm crazy?! They say they're gonna fix my brain But by the time they fix my head Alleviate my suffering and my pain Mentally, I'll be dead Chorus (two verses): I'm not crazy - Institution You're the one who's crazy - Institution You're driving me crazy - Institution They stuck me in an institution Said it was the only solution To give me the needed professional help To protect me from the enemy, myself ...Doesn't matter I'll probably get hit by a car anyway Pepsi is bad for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Pepsi is bad for you. JUST ONE PEPSI?!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 JUST ONE PEPSI?!?!?!?! sorry, nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I met my old lover On the street last night She seemed so glad to see me I just smiled And we talked about some old times And we drank ourselves some beers Still crazy afler all these years Oh, still crazy after all these years I'm not the kind of man Who tends to socialize I seem to lean on Old familiar ways And I ain't no fool for love songs That whisper in my ears Still crazy afler all these years Oh, still crazy after all these years Four in the morning Crapped out, yawning Longing my life a--way I'll never worry Why should i? It's all gonna fade Now I sit by my window And I watch the cars I fear I'll do some damage One fine day But I would not be convicted By a jury of my peers Still crazy after all these years Oh, still crazy Still crazy Still crazy after all these years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 OK, since you mongoloids missed the question: Almond Joy or Mounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 4, 2009 Author Share Posted November 4, 2009 OK, since you mongoloids missed the question: Almond Joy or Mounds? Heath bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Heath bar Good call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 OK, since you mongoloids missed the question: Almond Joy or Mounds? coconut makes me blow chunks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 coconut makes me blow chunks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 OK, since you mongoloids missed the question: Almond Joy or Mounds? Candy bars or porn actresses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Candy bars or porn actresses? Candy bars in porn actresses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 4, 2009 Author Share Posted November 4, 2009 Candy bars in porn actresses? Sometimes you fell like a nut... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 4, 2009 Author Share Posted November 4, 2009 coconut makes me blow chunks Is Chunks your dog? I think he's talking about the fat kid from Goonies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I've got two questions: Number 1 ... What in the world ever became of sweet Jane? She lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same Livin' on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine, All a friend can say is "Ain't it a shame?" Number 2 ... Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? Remember how she said that We would meet again Some sunny day? Vera! Vera! What has become of you? Does anybody else in here Feel the way I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Is Chunks your dog? Is Chunks your dog? I think he's talking about the fat kid from Goonies Both of you are banned from further posting in this thread. My friend AiO will see to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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