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Husband and wife in bed in the morning, wife says" can I make you some breakfast?" and husband replies" I'm not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Lunch time wife says" can I make you some lunch?" husband replies" Nope not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Dinner time wife says" You gotta be hungry now how about some dinner?" husband replies "no I'm still not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Wife says" well I'm hungry, so get the !@#$ off me". :bag:

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Husband and wife in bed in the morning, wife says" can I make you some breakfast?" and husband replies" I'm not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Lunch time wife says" can I make you some lunch?" husband replies" Nope not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Dinner time wife says" You gotta be hungry now how about some dinner?" husband replies "no I still not hungry, it myst be the Viagra". Wife says" well I'm hungry, so get the !@#$ off me". :bag:

 

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Husband and wife in bed in the morning, wife says" can I make you some breakfast?" and husband replies" I'm not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Lunch time wife says" can I make you some lunch?" husband replies" Nope not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Dinner time wife says" You gotta be hungry now how about some dinner?" husband replies "no I'm still not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Wife says" well I'm hungry, so get the !@#$ off me". :bag:

 

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...back on the chubby chaser track. I like my women BIG. The Bigger the Better. As a matter of fact, I have a litmus test for them. I get them into my bedroom, put on some mood enhancing music and get into 69, female on top. If I can still hear the music, I give her the boot! :bag:

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Husband and wife in bed in the morning, wife says" can I make you some breakfast?" and husband replies" I'm not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Lunch time wife says" can I make you some lunch?" husband replies" Nope not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Dinner time wife says" You gotta be hungry now how about some dinner?" husband replies "no I'm still not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Wife says" well I'm hungry, so get the !@#$ off me". :bag:

 

 

:):wub:

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...back on the chubby chaser track. I like my women BIG. The Bigger the Better. As a matter of fact, I have a litmus test for them. I get them into my bedroom, put on some mood enhancing music and get into 69, female on top. If I can still hear the music, I give her the boot! :(

 

:lol: Is this thing still on? Test 1, 2... Test. I say, if I can still hear the music, I give her the boot.

Get it? Anyone??

 

 

I got a pretty good laugh out of it anyway.

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:( Is this thing still on? Test 1, 2... Test. I say, if I can still hear the music, I give her the boot.

Get it? Anyone??

 

 

I got a pretty good laugh out of it anyway.

I love that joke! Especially if the music is turned way up!!!!! Fat chicks need lovin to and besides they try hard and are willing to try anything. :lol:

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Fandamntastic song! :lol:

 

 

I do ... and I look nothing like that in it ... jerkass!

 

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Just checking in to see what condition my condition is in…

 

 

 

WINNER!

 

I was gonna ask how many people knew Kenny Rogers was the guy who sang that.

 

 

No ... sorry gringo ... DC Tom has run away with that one ... try battling with Steely for the title of "Techno-Challenged"

 

That was uncalled for... :lol:

 

 

 

Funny song. ;)

 

 

I'm surprised that the "big is beautiful" discussion didn't last longer. Am I the only one that finds this attractive? :( There's just so much to love. :wub:

 

Nutha.

 

ETA: YES!!

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