Beerball Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Just checking in to see what condition my condition is in… LOSER! you got that right froggy, you sure got that right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 you are one class act there, froggy. You are certainly the most deserving winner. It's not easy being green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Just checking in to see what condition my condition is in… WHINER! No ... sorry gringo ... DC Tom has run away with that one ... try battling with Steely for the title of "Techno-Challenged" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 I don't wanna play anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Just checking in to see what condition my condition is in… WINNER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 This is falling way too low... I mean yesterday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 This is falling way too low... I mean yesterday! I'm surprised that the "big is beautiful" discussion didn't last longer. Am I the only one that finds this attractive? There's just so much to love. Nutha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Big Man Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Whats the first thing an abused wife does after her battered spouse meeting? The dishes! If she knows what good for her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Big Man Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Whats the first thing an abused wife does after her battered spouse meeting? The dishes! If she knows what good for her All these battered women walking around and I have been eating mine plain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Whats the first thing an abused wife does after her battered spouse meeting? The dishes! If she knows what good for her What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Big Man Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Husband and wife in bed in the morning, wife says" can I make you some breakfast?" and husband replies" I'm not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Lunch time wife says" can I make you some lunch?" husband replies" Nope not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Dinner time wife says" You gotta be hungry now how about some dinner?" husband replies "no I'm still not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Wife says" well I'm hungry, so get the !@#$ off me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Cue the epileptic fit by the politically correct crowd in 3,2,1... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Husband and wife in bed in the morning, wife says" can I make you some breakfast?" and husband replies" I'm not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Lunch time wife says" can I make you some lunch?" husband replies" Nope not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Dinner time wife says" You gotta be hungry now how about some dinner?" husband replies "no I still not hungry, it myst be the Viagra". Wife says" well I'm hungry, so get the !@#$ off me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Husband and wife in bed in the morning, wife says" can I make you some breakfast?" and husband replies" I'm not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Lunch time wife says" can I make you some lunch?" husband replies" Nope not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Dinner time wife says" You gotta be hungry now how about some dinner?" husband replies "no I'm still not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Wife says" well I'm hungry, so get the !@#$ off me". Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 ...back on the chubby chaser track. I like my women BIG. The Bigger the Better. As a matter of fact, I have a litmus test for them. I get them into my bedroom, put on some mood enhancing music and get into 69, female on top. If I can still hear the music, I give her the boot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Husband and wife in bed in the morning, wife says" can I make you some breakfast?" and husband replies" I'm not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Lunch time wife says" can I make you some lunch?" husband replies" Nope not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Dinner time wife says" You gotta be hungry now how about some dinner?" husband replies "no I'm still not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Wife says" well I'm hungry, so get the !@#$ off me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 ...back on the chubby chaser track. I like my women BIG. The Bigger the Better. As a matter of fact, I have a litmus test for them. I get them into my bedroom, put on some mood enhancing music and get into 69, female on top. If I can still hear the music, I give her the boot! Is this thing still on? Test 1, 2... Test. I say, if I can still hear the music, I give her the boot. Get it? Anyone?? I got a pretty good laugh out of it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Big Man Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Is this thing still on? Test 1, 2... Test. I say, if I can still hear the music, I give her the boot.Get it? Anyone?? I got a pretty good laugh out of it anyway. I love that joke! Especially if the music is turned way up!!!!! Fat chicks need lovin to and besides they try hard and are willing to try anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Fandamntastic song! I do ... and I look nothing like that in it ... jerkass! Link Just checking in to see what condition my condition is in… WINNER! I was gonna ask how many people knew Kenny Rogers was the guy who sang that. No ... sorry gringo ... DC Tom has run away with that one ... try battling with Steely for the title of "Techno-Challenged" That was uncalled for... Funny song. I'm surprised that the "big is beautiful" discussion didn't last longer. Am I the only one that finds this attractive? There's just so much to love. Nutha. ETA: YES!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Funny song. Can you believe that's Kenny Rogers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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