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sorry Saddam, but I win by keeping Kenny in a coma, while attacking heaven

 

Did Dr Mephisto let you out of your cage again?

 

If he keeps letting you out of your cage, he'll never be able to genetically engineer a moron with provolone cheese. So that world will never again have to look in two places for morons and provolone cheese

Posted
What do you have against scrimshaw?

 

 

A whale ate my uncle Joe!

 

Seriously, I have nothing against scrimshaw, except for maybe the word "scrimshaw". Not big on bric-a-brac, either. This all came about when I lived in the Boston area, and we would take drives to towns like Marblehead and Gloucester. The ubiquitous signs for "Scrimshaw" and the wasted space of shops hawking bric-a-brac, served as noise, as I diligently tried to spot the next bar.

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I don't know. Retire also means to go to bed.

Also:

 

Remember when "making love" had nothing to do with sex?

 

I used to get so embarresed when my father uses the old expression... He was such a flirt with say female cashiers... And would always say:

 

What? I am just making love!

Posted
Also:

 

Remember when "making love" had nothing to do with sex?

 

 

Um...no.

 

 

I used to get so embarresed when my father uses the old expression... He was such a flirt with say female cashiers... And would always say:

What? I am just making love!

 

:wallbash::devil:

Posted
Um...no.

 

 

 

 

:wallbash::devil:

 

Of course he used it more loosely.

 

GoogleAnswers

 

"From its earliest use in the 16c. the phrase to make love (often

followed by to) meant simply 'to pay amorous attention (to)'. At some

point in the mid-20c. it came to have only the restricted and very

precise meaning 'to have sexual intercourse (with)', and the older

meaning was forced out."

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