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Jack, I am doing some work for a very rich 80 year old. I could put in a good word for you.

Is she bed ridden and about to die? Any children that would cause problems when she leaves everything in the will to me?

 

Have I won yet?

No, sorry. No Zombie Jesus Day miracle for you.

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Have to be at work at 7 for OSHA training. this morning.

It’s about time. You’ve been flaunting your reckless disregard of safety regulations for far too long now. I don’t know how many posters have been injured because of your carelessness. I hope you get the help you need so you can be in compliance.

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It’s about time. You’ve been flaunting your reckless disregard of safety regulations for far too long now. I don’t know how many posters have been injured because of your carelessness. I hope you get the help you need so you can be in compliance.

I was just last week, I sprained my brain trying to figure out what he was saying in one post. I think he was drunk posting again.

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Secret adult handshake?

 

Jack I've been a loyal poster for years, maybe you could let me in on the secret :ph34r:

No, sorry. You need to do your time in stressville first. If I (or anyone here) were to let you in on the secrets, we'd be kicked out of easy street and be put back in Hooverville.

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Stressful week at the office. Gotta get into a grad program too. Being an adult sucks :(

 

 

Just drink a little more.

 

 

I like this day working. I don't have to stop drinking wine at 7.

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