Cugalabanza Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 The rules (according to significant women in your life): You seem to know a little bit about this stuff, so I'll ask you: Why, when I ask my girlfriend if she's ready to go, does she say "YES" but then 20 minutes later she's still not ready and now she's upstairs doing who the hell knows what? Why couldn't she just say "no it'll be a little while?" I mean, I'm sitting down here with my coat on feeling like a shmuck and we're late. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 :wallbash: You seem to know a little bit about this stuff, so I'll ask you: Why, when I ask my girlfriend if she's ready to go, does she say "YES" but then 20 minutes later she's still not ready and now she's upstairs doing who the hell knows what? Why couldn't she just say "no it'll be a little while?" I mean, I'm sitting down here with my coat on feeling like a shmuck and we're late. Why? Hay, schmuck! How long have you been together? You should know her by now. Why put your coat on? Just wait for her and when she is ready then put your coat on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 You seem to know a little bit about this stuff, so I'll ask you: Why, when I ask my girlfriend if she's ready to go, does she say "YES" but then 20 minutes later she's still not ready and now she's upstairs doing who the hell knows what? Why couldn't she just say "no it'll be a little while?" I mean, I'm sitting down here with my coat on feeling like a shmuck and we're late. Why? It's an test that all men are doomed to fail and only a warm-up for the "does this dress make me look fat?" final exam. My advice to you is to take a page out of your beautiful daughter's book. Next time the GF is a little delayed begin to cry and scream. A minute or two into this you should fall to the floor and flail all about. This way your GF will understand that you mean business and that you are a complete idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Hay, schmuck! ...you are a complete idiot. Sheesh! Thanks for all your help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 You seem to know a little bit about this stuff, so I'll ask you: Why, when I ask my girlfriend if she's ready to go, does she say "YES" but then 20 minutes later she's still not ready and now she's upstairs doing who the hell knows what? Why couldn't she just say "no it'll be a little while?" I mean, I'm sitting down here with my coat on feeling like a shmuck and we're late. Why? 1. You are a Schmuck. 2. Thank your lucky stars that you found a woman who's willing to put up with your Schmuckishness. 3. So Schmuck, you always wear your coat indoors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I’ve tried to fight it for a long time, but I guess it’s time for me to embrace my schmuck heritage. My name is gringo starr and I’m a schmuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 A tattoo on the forehead would be better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaattMaann Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 did I win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Happy TGIF Eve! A late happy TGIF to all!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Sheesh! Thanks for all your help. Normally, I would charge for this sort of advice. However, I feel for you in the situation ... two women in your household ... they will gang up on you. did I win? In as few words as is possible ... "no" .... adding just one word to the mix "hell no." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r00tabaga Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I never win anything but here goes nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I never win anything ... Just to make sure you remain consistent .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 See you in Buffalo. Hope everyone is going to the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 See you in Buffalo. Hope everyone is going to the game. Are you driving there and back the same day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I decide to go to Five Guys for a late lunch today. None other than Coach Jim Boeheim was in line in front of me. I got the little bacon cheeseburger, reg fry, and large diet coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 (edited) I decide to go to Five Guys for a late lunch today. None other than Coach Jim Boeheim was in line in front of me. I got the little bacon cheeseburger, reg fry, and large diet coke. Get his autograph? What did he eat? Plus or minus 12 hours to kickoff!!! Edited November 6, 2011 by CowgirlsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 GAME. DAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Blizzard Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 The rules (according to significant women in your life): If you are wrong you're wrong If you're right you're really wrong In fact, if you're right then you are more wrong than you would have been if you were wrong in the first place I believe this thought process is hard wired into the genetic code. Guide to Understanding Women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Hey Mead, how long and at what temp do I heat up the strombolli? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Guide to Understanding Women Isn't that volume 1 of a 10 volume series?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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