Cugalabanza Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 I hate to be the one to tell you this, but, as a terrorist you are automatically disqualified from this thread. Thanks for participating, don't forget to pick up your lovely parting gifts. What!? I ain't no stinkin' terrorist. What, do you think all monkeys are evil? You speciesist. I think you must be confused by that Harry Belefonte song, the one where he goes, "hey Mr. Taliban, Taliban banana." That has nothing to do with me. I don't even know what that stupid song is about. Damn Calypso absurdist nonsense! I WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 What!? I ain't no stinkin' terrorist. What, do you think all monkeys are evil? You speciesist. I think you must be confused by that Harry Belefonte song, the one where he goes, "hey Mr. Taliban, Taliban banana." That has nothing to do with me. I don't even know what that stupid song is about. Damn Calypso absurdist nonsense! I WIN! It's not a difficult song to figure out there monkey man. The song is about a banana picker who's finished his shift and needs the "tallyman" (The man who counts the pickers bananas so they can be paid.) to come so he can go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 What!? I ain't no stinkin' terrorist. What, do you think all monkeys are evil? You speciesist. I think you must be confused by that Harry Belefonte song, the one where he goes, "hey Mr. Taliban, Taliban banana." That has nothing to do with me. I don't even know what that stupid song is about. Damn Calypso absurdist nonsense! I WIN! Too bad you protested you primal terrorist...you have just forfeited your lovely parting gifts according to the bylaws of this thread contest. Last Post Wins Contest Thread Rules (abridged version) 114.168.26.0001 Any monkey terrorists found to be monkey terrorists whilst participating in this thread are hereby disqualified immediately. Said monkey terrorists will be allowed to keep their lovely parting gifts provided they go quietly and do not profess their innocence as an individual or a species. 114.168.26.0002 Convicted monkey terrorists who profess their innocence as an individual or a species and thereby forfeit their lovely parting gifts shall be immediately taken to the nearest town square where they will be publicly shaved from head to foot, covered with genuine immitation maple syrup and burried up to their necks on an anthill. Sorry monkey dood, you dug your own grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Too bad you protested you primal terrorist...you have just forfeited your lovely parting gifts according to the bylaws of this thread contest. Sorry monkey dood, you dug your own grave. Sayonara monkey man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Damn bylaws! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Damn bylaws! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Hey look everybody! I have evidence of Gangsta Kitty involved in terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 13, 2010 Author Share Posted July 13, 2010 What!? I ain't no stinkin' terrorist. What, do you think all monkeys are evil? http://video.adultswim.com/family-guy/ode-...vil-monkey.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Hey look everybody! I have evidence of Gangsta Kitty involved in terrorist activity. That seals the deal for rfeynsteely, he too is gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 That seals the deal for rfensteely, he too is gone. W00T!! Getting down to the nitty-gritty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Hey look everybody! I have evidence of Gangsta Kitty involved in terrorist activity. That seals the deal for rfeynsteely, he too is gone. That cat is white and Gangsta Kitty is gray. Get a clue. Gangsta Kitty fights terrorists. He just got back from Afghanistan after killing Osama Bin Laden's cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 That cat is white and Gangsta Kitty is gray. Get a clue. Gangsta Kitty fights terrorists. He just got back from Afghanistan after killing Osama Bin Laden's cat. sorry, the visual evidence is overwhelming. sad...he began at such a young age I do blame the father, but there comes a day when every kitty needs to make a choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 sorry, the visual evidence is overwhelming. sad...he began at such a young age I do blame the father, but there comes a day when every kitty needs to make a choice. Yeah, yeah, yeah... take away his parting gifts too! He tried to profess his innocence. The bylaws, the bylaws! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Yeah, yeah, yeah... take away his parting gifts too! He tried to profess his innocence. The bylaws, the bylaws! we weren't going to give him parting gifts, he is going to give them to us... the greatest gift of all, no rfeynsteely posts in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 we weren't going to give him parting gifts, he is going to give them to us... the greatest gift of all, no rfeynsteely posts in this thread Sweet! And now, thanks to that immunity deal I worked out in return for fingering Gangsta Kitty, I very proudly announce: I win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Sweet! And now, thanks to that immunity deal I worked out in return for fingering Gangsta Kitty, I very proudly announce: I win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 You may be disgusted with him winning, but I am disgusted with him admitting to fingering Gangsta Kitty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Beerball for President. 2012 Send money now to get him elected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Beerball for President. 2012 Send money now to get him elected. what address? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 what address? Mead107 Charlton, NY 12019 I will take care of the money for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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