dib Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 look at the grouse, look at the grouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountDorkula Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Same to you. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Same to you. . . most intelligent thing he's ever said around here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Everybody's rappin' like it's a commercial. Actin' like life is a big commercial. Here is what I got to say to ya all: be true to yourself and you will never fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Good morning Mead. Which wine goes with Cheerios? Wine instead of milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Got a small electrical shock today while working on an elevator. I also took a nap in the same elevator while my co-workers worked on top, since I couldn't get out until they were done up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Got a small electrical shock today while working on an elevator. I also took a nap in the same elevator while my co-workers worked on top, since I couldn't get out until they were done up there. Shocking .... simply shocking news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Got a small electrical shock today while working on an elevator. I also took a nap in the same elevator while my co-workers worked on top, since I couldn't get out until they were done up there. strangest masturbation story I've heard in quite a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Who was on top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Who was on top? The two elevator guys and my co-worker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 most intelligent thing he's ever said around here Got a small electrical shock today while working on an elevator. I also took a nap in the same elevator while my co-workers worked on top, since I couldn't get out until they were done up there. I'm surprised they actually released you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Watch the beverage mannn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Got a small electrical shock today while working on an elevator. I also took a nap in the same elevator while my co-workers worked on top, since I couldn't get out until they were done up there. If Darth Vader married Ella Fitzgerald what would her name be? Ella Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted July 8, 2010 Author Share Posted July 8, 2010 If Darth Vader married Ella Fitzgerald what would her name be? Ella Vader Ella Fitzgerald-Vader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 If little orphan Heywood got adopted by Mr. and Mrs. Jablomie, what would his name be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 If little orphan Heywood got adopted by Mr. and Mrs. Jablomie, what would his name be? http://www.snopes.com/media/goofs/heywood.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 [Rfeynman defeats a worthless-TBD-poster] damj: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight. [pause] I am damj, King of Last Post Wins thread. [pause] I seek the finest and the bravest Bills Fans in the land to join me. [pause] You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me? [pause] You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. Rfeynman: None shall pass. damj: What? Rfeynman: None shall pass. damj: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir, but I must win this. Rfeynman: Then you shall die. damj: I command you as King of the Last Post Wins thread to stand aside! Rfeynman: I move for no man. damj: So be it! [hah] [parry thrust] [damj chops the Rfeynman's left arm off] damj: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Rfeynman: 'Tis but a scratch. damj: A scratch? Your arm's off! Rfeynman: No, it isn't. damj: Well, what's that then? Rfeynman: I've had worse. damj: You liar! Rfeynman: Come on you pansy! [hah] [parry thrust] [damj chops the Rfeynman's right arm off] damj: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc- [Rfeynman kicks damj in the head while he is praying] Rfeynman: Come on then. damj: What? Rfeynman: Have at you! damj: You are indeed brave, Sir, but the fight is mine. Rfeynman: Oh, had enough, eh? damj: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. Rfeynman: Yes I have. damj: Look! Rfeynman: Just a flesh wound. [Headbutts damj in the chest] damj: Look, stop that. Rfeynman: Chicken! Chicken! damj: Look, I'll have your leg. Right! [whop] [damj chops the Rfeynman's leg off] Rfeynman: Right, I'll do you for that! damj: You'll what? Rfeynman: Come 'ere! damj: What are you going to do, bleed on me? Rfeynman: I'm invincible! damj: You're a loony. Rfeynman: Rfeynman always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then. [whop] [damj chops the Rfeynman's other leg off] Rfeynman: All right; we'll call it a draw. damj: Come, Patsy. Rfeynman: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts