Steely Dan Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Dib's avatar girl wants me. To keep 1000 yards away at all times, at least according to the restraining order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 To keep 1000 yards away at all times, at least according to the restraining order. Pfff, I don't even care about that. I just made a date with a new girl. She's an eighteen year old vixen. She lives with her mom and she only has a ninth grade education and she likes to cut the heads off of dead dogs she finds on the side of the road and boil their heads, but she seems pretty cool. She has career goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Pfff, I don't even care about that. I just made a date with a new girl. She's an eighteen year old vixen. She lives with her mom and she only has a ninth grade education and she likes to cut the heads off of dead dogs she finds on the side of the road and boil their heads, but she seems pretty cool. She has career goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 I am NOT touching you. I'm not. No, still not. Finger is close, but I'm not touching you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Evening all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Evening all. I'm going to pretend you didn't step all over my last witty post. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Who you fingering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Let's have a ball and biscuit sugar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 I'm going to pretend you didn't step all over my last witty post.. I'm going to pretend that you've ever had a witty post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 I'm going to pretend that you've ever had a witty post. I am going to pretend you have had 12,992 fewer posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 I'm going to pretend you didn't step all over my last witty post.. I'm still waiting for your first witty post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 A new day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heels20X6 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 We have to keep this going til Beerball gets back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 We have to keep this going til Beerball gets back! But no pity wins for him!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 But no pity wins for him!! {damj chucks a lemon at the back at Steely's head} {Steely turns around, dazed and confused} damj: Oh, sir. I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff, Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists! They run that way. It was a run-by fruiting. I'll get them sir. Don't worry. {Steely turns around, dazed and confused} damj (under breath): Good waste of juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 {damj chucks a lemon at the back at Steely's head} {Steely turns around, dazed and confused} damj: Oh, sir. I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff, Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists! They run that way. It was a run-by fruiting. I'll get them sir. Don't worry. {Steely turns around, dazed and confused} damj (under breath): Good waste of juice. Look, I'm just saying that if you can't get a pity win with your mental challenges then why should he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 [gringo enters; sees damj and Steely staring at each other intently, a strange tension in the room] What the hell is going on here? Why are there lemons on the floor? You two better clean up this mess before Beerball gets back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 you guys really have a long !@#$ing way to go on this thread. http://www.urch.com/forums/lounge/2793-wor...est-thread.html at that time 2004 there was a thread >200K replies. Better get busy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 you guys really have a long !@#$ing way to go on this thread. http://www.urch.com/forums/lounge/2793-wor...est-thread.html at that time 2004 there was a thread >200K replies. Better get busy. Gee, thanks for the newsflash Jimmy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Gee, thanks for the newsflash Jimmy! if you think I'm reading through this mountain of crap to find if that has been discussed you're crazy...don't call me Jimmy again or I'll post then close this mother down. How's that....Jimmy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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