DC Tom Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Get out. Your lady friend in the sweater can stay. I think that lady is smuggling canteloupes. And I'm NOT speaking metaphorically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 It was me and my sidekick.He was drunk and I was sick. We got into a bar room fight, 'till an Indian kicked out the light. There once was a man from Nantucket ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 There once was a man from Nantucket ... ...Who kept all his cash in a bucket. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 There once was a man from Monclair Who screwed his wife on the stair, The banister broke, He quickened his stroke And finished her off in the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 What's goin on in dis here thread?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 What's goin on in dis here thread?!?! Steely Dan losing alot and DC Tom realizing if you can't beat them...join them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 ... and we'll be still talking about how much Dick Jauron sucks and needs to get fired ... Not me, I'll be dead from a bullet to the head. (Hey that rhymes!) ...Who kept all his cash in a bucket. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket. Never heard that one before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Steely Dan losing alot and DC Tom realizing if you can't beat them...join them Just out of curiousity, who's the loser who started this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Steely Dan losing alot and DC Tom realizing if you can't beat them...join them We likes this thread! I read every post and I find it quite interesting* * I read it during Bills games, so you can understand why I find THIS interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Just out of curiousity, who's the loser who started this thread? well this is better than your skankfest threads by far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Not me, I'll be dead from a bullet to the head. (Hey that rhymes!) Never heard that one before. Well that's the clean version. See, damj was trying to bait me into posting the dirty ending which would clearly put my account in jeopardy and possibly eliminate a competitor from this epic contest. A clever ploy which I clearly thwarted. After all, I couldn't post... Who's **** was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin. As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a **** I'd **** it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Oh good, limericks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Who is doing who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 I think that lady is smuggling canteloupes. And I'm NOT speaking metaphorically. Well then they've gone bad. Soft cantaloupes are rotten cantaloupes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Some may say that you're a rotten cantaloupe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Hmm ... am I the only one to notice that DC Tom has now joined us and is posting other than "Die Thread Die" messages. Somethings up ... be afraid ... be very ... very .... afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Hmm ... am I the only one to notice that DC Tom has now joined us and is posting other than "Die Thread Die" messages. Somethings up ... be afraid ... be very ... very .... afraid. Well, if it makes you feel any better...you're a !@#$ing !@#$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Well, if it makes you feel any better...you're a !@#$ing !@#$. That's better ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Ding Dong, Jauron is gone, Jauron is gone, Jauron is gone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Ding Dong, Jauron is gone, Jauron is gone, Jauron is gone! WE ALL WIN TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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