Beerball Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 gringo starr said: Just checking in to see what condition my condition is in… LOSER! you got that right froggy, you sure got that right
Cugalabanza Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 Beerball said: you are one class act there, froggy. You are certainly the most deserving winner. It's not easy being green.
damj Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 gringo starr said: Just checking in to see what condition my condition is in… WHINER! No ... sorry gringo ... DC Tom has run away with that one ... try battling with Steely for the title of "Techno-Challenged"
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 gringo starr said: Just checking in to see what condition my condition is in… WINNER!
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 This is falling way too low... I mean yesterday!
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 ExiledInIllinois said: This is falling way too low... I mean yesterday! I'm surprised that the "big is beautiful" discussion didn't last longer. Am I the only one that finds this attractive? There's just so much to love. Nutha.
Da Big Man Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 Whats the first thing an abused wife does after her battered spouse meeting? The dishes! If she knows what good for her
Da Big Man Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 Da Big Man said: Whats the first thing an abused wife does after her battered spouse meeting? The dishes! If she knows what good for her All these battered women walking around and I have been eating mine plain
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 Da Big Man said: Whats the first thing an abused wife does after her battered spouse meeting? The dishes! If she knows what good for her What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.
Da Big Man Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 Husband and wife in bed in the morning, wife says" can I make you some breakfast?" and husband replies" I'm not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Lunch time wife says" can I make you some lunch?" husband replies" Nope not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Dinner time wife says" You gotta be hungry now how about some dinner?" husband replies "no I'm still not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Wife says" well I'm hungry, so get the !@#$ off me".
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 Cue the epileptic fit by the politically correct crowd in 3,2,1...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 Da Big Man said: Husband and wife in bed in the morning, wife says" can I make you some breakfast?" and husband replies" I'm not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Lunch time wife says" can I make you some lunch?" husband replies" Nope not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Dinner time wife says" You gotta be hungry now how about some dinner?" husband replies "no I still not hungry, it myst be the Viagra". Wife says" well I'm hungry, so get the !@#$ off me".
Booster4324 Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 Da Big Man said: Husband and wife in bed in the morning, wife says" can I make you some breakfast?" and husband replies" I'm not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Lunch time wife says" can I make you some lunch?" husband replies" Nope not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Dinner time wife says" You gotta be hungry now how about some dinner?" husband replies "no I'm still not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Wife says" well I'm hungry, so get the !@#$ off me". Nice
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 ...back on the chubby chaser track. I like my women BIG. The Bigger the Better. As a matter of fact, I have a litmus test for them. I get them into my bedroom, put on some mood enhancing music and get into 69, female on top. If I can still hear the music, I give her the boot!
ExiledInIllinois Posted October 3, 2009 Posted October 3, 2009 Da Big Man said: Husband and wife in bed in the morning, wife says" can I make you some breakfast?" and husband replies" I'm not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Lunch time wife says" can I make you some lunch?" husband replies" Nope not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Dinner time wife says" You gotta be hungry now how about some dinner?" husband replies "no I'm still not hungry, it must be the Viagra". Wife says" well I'm hungry, so get the !@#$ off me".
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 BLZFAN4LIFE said: ...back on the chubby chaser track. I like my women BIG. The Bigger the Better. As a matter of fact, I have a litmus test for them. I get them into my bedroom, put on some mood enhancing music and get into 69, female on top. If I can still hear the music, I give her the boot! Is this thing still on? Test 1, 2... Test. I say, if I can still hear the music, I give her the boot. Get it? Anyone?? I got a pretty good laugh out of it anyway.
Da Big Man Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 BLZFAN4LIFE said: Is this thing still on? Test 1, 2... Test. I say, if I can still hear the music, I give her the boot.Get it? Anyone?? I got a pretty good laugh out of it anyway. I love that joke! Especially if the music is turned way up!!!!! Fat chicks need lovin to and besides they try hard and are willing to try anything.
Steely Dan Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 BLZFAN4LIFE said: Fandamntastic song! damj said: I do ... and I look nothing like that in it ... jerkass! Link gringo starr said: Just checking in to see what condition my condition is in… WINNER! I was gonna ask how many people knew Kenny Rogers was the guy who sang that. damj said: No ... sorry gringo ... DC Tom has run away with that one ... try battling with Steely for the title of "Techno-Challenged" That was uncalled for... BLZFAN4LIFE said: Funny song. BLZFAN4LIFE said: I'm surprised that the "big is beautiful" discussion didn't last longer. Am I the only one that finds this attractive? There's just so much to love. Nutha. ETA: YES!!
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 Steely Dan said: Funny song. Can you believe that's Kenny Rogers?
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