damj Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 How exactly do you type while in a straight jacket??? I have a long tongue and water-proof keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I have a long tongue and water-proof keyboard. Popular with the ladies I'm guessing. I'm also guessing that's a lie and that you aren't popular with the ladies. Maybe if you bought a BMW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Popular with the ladies I'm guessing. I'm also guessing that's a lie and that you aren't popular with the ladies. Maybe if you bought a BMW? Dude, I'm not even popular with my wife, and I drive a Chevy S-10 pick-up with 130,000 miles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Dude, I'm not even popular with my wife, and I drive a Chevy S-10 pick-up with 130,000 miles. Find me a husband who is 100% of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Dude, I'm not even popular with my wife, and I drive a Chevy S-10 pick-up with 130,000 miles. Find me a husband who is 100% of the time. A dead one who left a big life insurance policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 A dead one who left a big life insurance policy. Wow, who let the lesbians take over the board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Wow, who let the lesbians take over the board? Pics please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 Dude, I'm not even popular with my wife Or here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Or here STFU! You love me and you know it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Hey, i'm not the one who called you a S.O.B. I've never even met your mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Hey, i'm not the one who called you a S.O.B. I've never even met your mother. I've met yours in cheap motel rooms many times!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebug Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I've met yours in cheap motel rooms many times!!! Dude, that was my mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 Dude, that was my mom. Haven't you seen the video? It's all over the intarweb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Dude, that was my mom. Does she still do that little thing with her tongue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 pronounce the word 'victuals' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 pronounce the word 'victuals' Linky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 5, 2009 Author Share Posted August 5, 2009 pronounce the word 'victuals' food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 pronounce the word 'victuals' Why is it, the only people who actually use that word are the Beverly Hillbillies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 pronounce the word 'victuals' victuals What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Why is it, the only people who actually use that word are the Beverly Hillbillies? That's "vittles" pop-culture dingus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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