Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I !@#$ing hate this thread. Really. I hate this thread more than any thread in the history of the universe, and that includes the multitude of threads where Holcomb's Arm butchered math...and science...and football...okay, let's just say he butchered "reality" and leave it at that. But nonetheless, I !@#$ing hate this !@#$ing thread. A lot. I would print out the entire thread, just so I could slap each and every page of it. I would rather read about the merits of Doug Flutie and Rob Johnson again than have this thread last another stinking minute. I will buy T-Bone and NJ Sue a beer if this thread ends right this !@#$ing minute. I will drive my car off a !@#$ing cliff if the moderators would just delete it, and every reference to it. I would rather watch a "March of the Penguins" marathon than be aware of this thread's existence. Who started this thread? Dev/null, was it you? You should be tied to a chair and forced to watch Rosie O'Donnel and Rosanne Barr perform a live duet of The Divinyls' "I Touch Myself". You are now officially on my sh-- list, you !@#$ing !@#$. Wow, how do you really feel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Wow, how do you really feel? !@#$ you, !@#$er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I !@#$ing hate this thread. Really. I hate this thread more than any thread in the history of the universe, and that includes the multitude of threads where Holcomb's Arm butchered math...and science...and football...okay, let's just say he butchered "reality" and leave it at that. But nonetheless, I !@#$ing hate this !@#$ing thread. A lot. I would print out the entire thread, just so I could slap each and every page of it. I would rather read about the merits of Doug Flutie and Rob Johnson again than have this thread last another stinking minute. I will buy T-Bone and NJ Sue a beer if this thread ends right this !@#$ing minute. I will drive my car off a !@#$ing cliff if the moderators would just delete it, and every reference to it. I would rather watch a "March of the Penguins" marathon than be aware of this thread's existence. Who started this thread? Dev/null, was it you? You should be tied to a chair and forced to watch Rosie O'Donnel and Rosanne Barr perform a live duet of The Divinyls' "I Touch Myself". You are now officially on my sh-- list, you !@#$ing !@#$. LOSMAN SUCKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 Who started this thread? Dev/null, was it you? You should be tied to a chair and forced to watch Rosie O'Donnel and Rosanne Barr perform a live duet of The Divinyls' "I Touch Myself". You are now officially on my sh-- list, you !@#$ing !@#$. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I had always thought the song was based on the Ottawa shooting ... I had never heard Geldof's comment before ... interesting. Thanx for the effort, but tell me something I don't know. And Actually Steely, you posted that info about a year ago and it wasn't news to me then. So just skip over it bonehead. Did you notice that damj learned something? Maybe it was made for others and not just you? I !@#$ing hate this thread. Really. I hate this thread more than any thread in the history of the universe, and that includes the multitude of threads where Holcomb's Arm butchered math...and science...and football...okay, let's just say he butchered "reality" and leave it at that. But nonetheless, I !@#$ing hate this !@#$ing thread. A lot. I would print out the entire thread, just so I could slap each and every page of it. I would rather read about the merits of Doug Flutie and Rob Johnson again than have this thread last another stinking minute. I will buy T-Bone and NJ Sue a beer if this thread ends right this !@#$ing minute. I will drive my car off a !@#$ing cliff if the moderators would just delete it, and every reference to it. I would rather watch a "March of the Penguins" marathon than be aware of this thread's existence. Who started this thread? Dev/null, was it you? You should be tied to a chair and forced to watch Rosie O'Donnel and Rosanne Barr perform a live duet of The Divinyls' "I Touch Myself". You are now officially on my sh-- list, you !@#$ing !@#$. And yet you keep coming back for more. Also, I find it hard to believe dev wasn't already on that list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 So just skip over it bonehead. Did you notice that damj learned something? Maybe it was made for others and not just you? And yet you keep coming back for more. Can't we just be friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Tiger Woods farts on this thread. This thread gets punched in the face with its penis glued to its stomach. Lana puts on a skimpy bikini for this thread, but so that no one can see. This thread annoyingly eats corn in a haphazard manner, leaving stray kernels behind. Lana also farts on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 !@#$ you, !@#$er. Oh yeah? YEAH!?!?!?!11!/!?! why don't you go lobby Congress on behalf of marmots or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Tiger Woods farts on this thread. This thread gets punched in the face with its penis glued to its stomach. Lana puts on a skimpy bikini for this thread, but so that no one can see. This thread annoyingly eats corn in a haphazard manner, leaving stray kernels behind. Lana also farts on this thread. This thread is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Can't we just be friends? Tiger Woods farts on this thread. This thread gets punched in the face with its penis glued to its stomach. Lana puts on a skimpy bikini for this thread, but so that no one can see. This thread annoyingly eats corn in a haphazard manner, leaving stray kernels behind. Lana also farts on this thread. DCTom tortures himself in a very abusive way by coming back to the thread just to bang his head and shout at somebody who might care. i.e. nobody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Oh yeah? YEAH!?!?!?!11!/!?! why don't you go lobby Congress on behalf of marmots or something? Are you shitting me? Have you SEEN what the existing marmot lobby does to the competition? Bad things, man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 This thread is What is your fascination with the "Shtrite Wipes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booster4324 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I lost interest in this thread ages ago, but for some reason I seem much more interested now. I am going to win this thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 I lost interest in this thread ages ago, but for some reason I seem much more interested now. I am going to win this thing. No you're not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 What is your fascination with the "Shtrite Wipes" Simply some of the best post-British-invasion Rock-n-Roll ever created. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 What's all this now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Will this end on opening day ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I !@#$ing hate this thread. Really. I hate this thread more than any thread in the history of the universe, and that includes the multitude of threads where Holcomb's Arm butchered math...and science...and football...okay, let's just say he butchered "reality" and leave it at that. But nonetheless, I !@#$ing hate this !@#$ing thread. A lot. I would print out the entire thread, just so I could slap each and every page of it. I would rather read about the merits of Doug Flutie and Rob Johnson again than have this thread last another stinking minute. I will buy T-Bone and NJ Sue a beer if this thread ends right this !@#$ing minute. I will drive my car off a !@#$ing cliff if the moderators would just delete it, and every reference to it. I would rather watch a "March of the Penguins" marathon than be aware of this thread's existence. Who started this thread? Dev/null, was it you? You should be tied to a chair and forced to watch Rosie O'Donnel and Rosanne Barr perform a live duet of The Divinyls' "I Touch Myself". You are now officially on my sh-- list, you !@#$ing !@#$. Solid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Solid. You certainly may not claim victory with a one word post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 You certainly may not claim victory with a one word post. No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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