BeastMode54 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 weird... mortreportI knew I could smell body odor. In car alone now - guess it was me! (I know, too much info).5 minutes ago from txt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloWings Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 This is precisely how the technological advancement of our society is sometimes a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Ok so Mort stinks...haven't we known that for quite a while? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Dan's Revenge Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I don't know what is weirder, Mort feeling the need to "tweet" that or you feeling the need to share it with us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrobot Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I'm having a coffee slushie. Tweet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 weird... mortreportI knew I could smell body odor. In car alone now - guess it was me! (I know, too much info).5 minutes ago from txt Bathe everyday. So you are clean, and will not smell. Eschew deodorant. Exude your natural pheromones. Women will flock. European men are not stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbringer Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I'm having a coffee slushie. Tweet! Free Slurpees at 7-11 on Saturday, because it's 7/11. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Bathe everyday. So you are clean, and will not smell. Eschew deodorant. Exude your natural pheromones. Women will flock. European men are not stupid... But they sure smell like sh*t!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 But they sure smell like sh*t!!!! You missed the...nuance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Eschew deodorant. As a liberal plot to bring down the country, because back in your day, before deodorant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites Bay Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Bathe everyday. So you are clean, and will not smell. Eschew deodorant. Exude your natural pheromones. Women will flock. European men are not stupid... I'm missing the point as well. Because I've been on one-too-many of those buses that carry you from the remotely-parked plane to the terminal after having traveled all night to Europe. Me, with 90 of my closest friends, 20 hours since everyday bathing. It ain't workin', yadig? The only flocking the women are doing is racing towards the barf bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
San Jose Bills Fan Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Free Slurpees at 7-11 on Saturday, because it's 7/11. One precious gem mined from a pile of tailings. Thank you dbringer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Philster Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Ok so Mort stinks...haven't we known that for quite a while? yep...ever since he tried to tell people that Kelly wasn't retiring in 97 but instead going to Pissburgh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2o Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 weird... mortreportI knew I could smell body odor. In car alone now - guess it was me! (I know, too much info).5 minutes ago from txt Got "Summer's Eve"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 You missed the...nuance... Oh I didn't miss it. I just know from my personal experiences, people who don't wear deodorant typically smell like sh*t! If BO helps you pull tail in Europe, I'll put another + in the living in America column. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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