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weird...

 

mortreportI knew I could smell body odor. In car alone now - guess it was me! (I know, too much info).5 minutes ago from txt

 

Bathe everyday. So you are clean, and will not smell.

 

Eschew deodorant.

 

Exude your natural pheromones.

 

Women will flock.

 

European men are not stupid...

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Bathe everyday. So you are clean, and will not smell.

 

Eschew deodorant.

 

Exude your natural pheromones.

 

Women will flock.

 

European men are not stupid...

 

But they sure smell like sh*t!!!! <_<

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Bathe everyday. So you are clean, and will not smell.

 

Eschew deodorant.

 

Exude your natural pheromones.

 

Women will flock.

 

European men are not stupid...

 

I'm missing the point as well. Because I've been on one-too-many of those buses that carry you from the remotely-parked plane to the terminal after having traveled all night to Europe. Me, with 90 of my closest friends, 20 hours since everyday bathing.

 

It ain't workin', yadig? The only flocking the women are doing is racing towards the barf bags.

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Ok so Mort stinks...haven't we known that for quite a while?

yep...ever since he tried to tell people that Kelly wasn't retiring in 97 but instead going to Pissburgh

Posted
weird...

 

mortreportI knew I could smell body odor. In car alone now - guess it was me! (I know, too much info).5 minutes ago from txt

Got "Summer's Eve"?

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You missed the...nuance...

 

 

Oh I didn't miss it. I just know from my personal experiences, people who don't wear deodorant typically smell like sh*t! If BO helps you pull tail in Europe, I'll put another + in the living in America column.

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