BeastMode54 Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 weird... mortreportI knew I could smell body odor. In car alone now - guess it was me! (I know, too much info).5 minutes ago from txt
BuffaloWings Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 This is precisely how the technological advancement of our society is sometimes a bad thing.
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 Ok so Mort stinks...haven't we known that for quite a while?
Lt. Dan's Revenge Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 I don't know what is weirder, Mort feeling the need to "tweet" that or you feeling the need to share it with us...
stuckincincy Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 weird... mortreportI knew I could smell body odor. In car alone now - guess it was me! (I know, too much info).5 minutes ago from txt Bathe everyday. So you are clean, and will not smell. Eschew deodorant. Exude your natural pheromones. Women will flock. European men are not stupid...
dbringer Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 I'm having a coffee slushie. Tweet! Free Slurpees at 7-11 on Saturday, because it's 7/11.
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 Bathe everyday. So you are clean, and will not smell. Eschew deodorant. Exude your natural pheromones. Women will flock. European men are not stupid... But they sure smell like sh*t!!!!
stuckincincy Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 But they sure smell like sh*t!!!! You missed the...nuance...
DC Tom Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 Eschew deodorant. As a liberal plot to bring down the country, because back in your day, before deodorant...
Whites Bay Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 Bathe everyday. So you are clean, and will not smell. Eschew deodorant. Exude your natural pheromones. Women will flock. European men are not stupid... I'm missing the point as well. Because I've been on one-too-many of those buses that carry you from the remotely-parked plane to the terminal after having traveled all night to Europe. Me, with 90 of my closest friends, 20 hours since everyday bathing. It ain't workin', yadig? The only flocking the women are doing is racing towards the barf bags.
San Jose Bills Fan Posted July 10, 2009 Posted July 10, 2009 Free Slurpees at 7-11 on Saturday, because it's 7/11. One precious gem mined from a pile of tailings. Thank you dbringer.
The_Philster Posted July 11, 2009 Posted July 11, 2009 Ok so Mort stinks...haven't we known that for quite a while? yep...ever since he tried to tell people that Kelly wasn't retiring in 97 but instead going to Pissburgh
H2o Posted July 11, 2009 Posted July 11, 2009 weird... mortreportI knew I could smell body odor. In car alone now - guess it was me! (I know, too much info).5 minutes ago from txt Got "Summer's Eve"?
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted July 11, 2009 Posted July 11, 2009 You missed the...nuance... Oh I didn't miss it. I just know from my personal experiences, people who don't wear deodorant typically smell like sh*t! If BO helps you pull tail in Europe, I'll put another + in the living in America column.
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