aussiew Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 BUBBA HAS A QUESTION Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?' 'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer. 'And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?' 'Sure is, Bubba.' 'And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?' 'Yep.' 'And that football player sued that university when he graduaided and still couldn't read?' 'That's right,' said the lawyer. 'But why are you asking?' 'Well, I was thinkin... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Bubba woulda done better but he forgot to brush his tooth before going out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 common man....he didn't go to sleep with ANY ugly girls....woke up with a bunch of ugly women, but never went to sleep with them BUBBA HAS A QUESTION Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?' 'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer. 'And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?' 'Sure is, Bubba.' 'And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?' 'Yep.' 'And that football player sued that university when he graduaided and still couldn't read?' 'That's right,' said the lawyer. 'But why are you asking?' 'Well, I was thinkin... What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 common man....he didn't go to sleep with ANY ugly girls....woke up with a bunch of ugly women, but never went to sleep with them I believe that's the basis of his lawsuit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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