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Boy, that Dioxin poisoning really effs your face up.

 

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If anyone needs porn that dude does. There aren't too many women who'd want to do the nasty with that! :thumbsup:

 

 

I got a feva, and the only prescription, is more porn!

 

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Never know how much I love you

Never know how much I care

But when you put your arms around me

I get a feeling that's hard to bear

 

You give me fever, when you kiss me

Fever when you hold me tight

Fever in the morning

Fever all through the night

 

Sun lights up the day time

Moon lights up the night

I light up when you call my name

And you know I'm gonna treat you right

 

You give me fever, when you kiss me

Fever when you hold me tight

Fever in the morning

Fever all through the night

 

Everybody's got the fever

That is something you all know

Fever isn't such a new thing

Fever Started long ago

 

Romeo loved Juliet

Juliet she felt the same

When he put his arms around her

he said "Julie, baby, you're my flame."

 

Thou giveth fever, when we kisseth

Fever with thy flaming youth

Fever I'm a fire

Fever, yea, I burn forsooth

 

Captain Smith and Pocahontas

Had a very mad affair

When her daddy tried to kill him

She said, "Daddy, oh no, don't you dare."

 

He gives me fever, with his kisses

Fever when he holds me tight

Fever I'm his missus

Daddy won't you treat him right

 

Now you've listened to my story

Here's the point that I have made

Chicks were born to give you fever

Be it fahrenheit or centigrade

 

They give you fever, when you kiss them

Fever if you live and learn

Fever 'til you sizzle

 

What a lovely way to burn

What a lovely way to burn

What a lovely way to burn

What a lovely way to burn

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NO!

 

 

Damn kids

 

Madonna's more fun to look at. :P

 

A comedian I saw a long time ago said; I'm so sick of seeing Madonna naked I feel like I'm married to her. :w00t:

 

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The Ukrainians should call Ed Meese to help define pornography. After all he had a government program that was tasked with reading and looking at a lot of porn in an effort to define "Porn"

 

Ed Meese of pornography: “I don’t know how to describe it, but I know it when I see it.” And if you want to see true obscene adults-only entertainment, you’re better off watching Sylvester Stallone’s newest installment of the Rambo franchise.

 

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Madonna's more fun to look at. :P

 

A comedian I saw a long time ago said; I'm so sick of seeing Madonna naked I feel like I'm married to her. :w00t:

 

Linky

 

The Ukrainians should call Ed Meese to help define pornography. After all he had a government program that was tasked with reading and looking at a lot of porn in an effort to define "Porn"

 

Ed Meese of pornography: “I don’t know how to describe it, but I know it when I see it.” And if you want to see true obscene adults-only entertainment, you’re better off watching Sylvester Stallone’s newest installment of the Rambo franchise.

 

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You like "cover versions" it seems.

 

The quote you cite regarding pornography (at least the essential "I know it when I see it" part) is from a Justice Potter Stewart decision from 1964. I have no doubt Meese used it in his horribly flawed porn report issued in 1986. The question is, did he wear a leather corset while destroying the original?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacobellis_v._Ohio

"I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description; and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it, and the motion picture involved in this case is not that.
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You like "cover versions" it seems.

 

The quote you cite regarding pornography (at least the essential "I know it when I see it" part) is from a Justice Potter Stewart decision from 1964. I have no doubt Meese used it in his horribly flawed porn report issued in 1986. The question is, did he wear a leather corset while destroying the original?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacobellis_v._Ohio

 

I know that quote has been attributed to Meese many times but that really doesn't mean anything. I do remember though that he said it while I was in college and it was a big joke to me and my friends. IIRC.

 

Madonna's version is simply a kitschy kind of thing and that's what makes it great! :thumbsup:

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